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more about #ptcruiser more comments → curtisawa: I get what you are saying about replacing the Impala with the G8, but I'm pretty sure the Impala sells much better than the G8 ever did. more » tmp00: Isn't the ES Lexus' best selling car by leaps and bounds? If they're going to kill off all the snoozemobiles, they'll have only the IS.. more » Mobius: "The American car you'd swear was built in China." Ouch, I take that as an insult against my country's carmakers who at least try to make good lookin... more » Maymar: The Impala isn't a shadow of its former self, it is its former self with FWD. Harry Dean Stanton would look very natural behind the wheel. more » ragtopdodge: Sebring can actually look good dressed up: more » twinturbo2: I will never understand the hate for the PT Cruiser. My aunt has one and likes it. more » MushyHeirloom: The Impala above is still wearing hubcaps - hubcaps! - from 2000. That's what's truly saddening. As for the Sebring, I learned this last night. And, ... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I've seen a few Maybachs, all in Lost Wages, and none of the people driving them looked like they should be. I'm actually surprised Mitsubishi still ... more » veronykah: That Maybach looks like a Mercury. more » Novaload: Oddly, I say kill them all (but save the Impala name, of course) -- except I would argue for a pardon for the Sebring--there are so few drop-tops left... more » SubcompactCulture: Isn't the Raider getting the axe anyway? I swore I just read that in one of the car mags. I do think the Galant needs to be put out of its misery. H... more » bmoreDLJ: All that force lightning, and all he can do is remove the hood strakes? Palpatine must be losing his touch. more » Miscellanea: You forgot this: more » MadcowsDiseased: I can certainly agree with the Impala (or any W-body), PT cruiser, HHR, and a 4-cylinder Galant - as I have plenty of rental car experiences with all ... more » Dhillaz 2.0: "Why not a Lancer-based El Camino sport truck?" Photoshopping this was better than directing a porno. more » -
#carpocalypse
One Car That Needs To Die... And Nine On Death Row
Many cars have been killed because of the Carpocalypse. But we don't think the bloodbath should be over. With the help of Jalopnik readers we've identified nine on death row and one that should be read its last rights. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
How Much Does The PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Billet Grille Weigh?
Last year the Chrysler PT Cruiser Dream Cruiser Series 5 was unveiled on Detroit's Woodward Avenue. Now, on the day we find out it's not-yet-dead, we finally answer the only question we had: How much does that billet grille weigh? More » -
#carpocalypse
Chrysler Flip-Flops, Announces PT Cruiser Will Remain In Production
Despite initially announcing otherwise, Chrysler says today that the Bryan Nesbitt-designed PT Cruiser, the most dangerous new small car in the U.S., will unfortunately remain in production. Well, you win some and you lose some. -
#carpocalypsenow
Chrysler Axes PT Cruiser
In the most expected product news ever, Chrysler's axed the PT Cruiser. We're just happy we won't have to sit through the reveal of yet another not-so-special "special edition" at the Woodward Dream Cruise. [Bloomberg] -
#iihs
IIHS: PT Cruiser Most Dangerous New Small Car In America
The Insurance Institute For Highway Safety has retested the most popular small cars in America and the good news is they're getting safer. The bad news comes if you own a PT Cruiser. -
#chryslerptdreamcruiserseries5
2009 Chrysler PT Dream Cruiser Series 5 Debuts, Blinds Us With Gleaming White Light
Chrysler revealed its latest special edition vehicle ahead of this Saturday's Woodward Dream Cruise this morning at Duggan's Irish Pub on Woodward Avenue — the 2009 Chrysler PT Dream Cruiser Series 5. As the name suggests, it's the 5th version of the PT Cruiser to be revealed at the Woodward Dream Cruise. And, like the others, this one offers up all the same PT Cruiser features and options 1.3 million people have found when snapping one up, all while wearing a very serious billet grille. The rest of the car's got a two-tone paint job to go along with the substantial bug-smasher (seriously, it's thicker than any aluminum grille we've ever seen), with tone #1 being the brightest white ever available on a PT and tone #2 giving it a sort of mutated Mini Cooper look. Additionally, the PT Cruiser 5 gets Neon SRT-4 wheels with a new finish, fancy synthetic material on the seats and... er... a Dream Cruiser badge. Press release and more pics below. We're going to go toss back a breakfast whiskey at Duggan's just to calm ourselves after all of this excitement. More » -
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#customcars
Why Build An Alien PT Cruiser?
We've seen plenty of ridiculous customizations, but this one has got to be one of the craziest. As if starting life out as a PT Cruiser wasn't bad enough, it has since been re-sculpted with some sort of alien popping out of the front. Just looking at the photos, we can only imagine how much time it took to create this monstrosity, but why? What could possibly lead you to thinking this would be a good idea? More »
