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more about #princessbeatrice more comments → Novaload: Please fix the typo, Wes. It's right there on the front page where any stranger can see it. more » sos10: British Monarchy Waste more » djsyndrome: I remember when she was born - 8/8/88. Too bad she's not Chinese! more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I dunno, if you leave the keys in the ignition of a car that's actually worth something while you shop, your stupidity means you deserve to have it st... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: BTW, I'd hate to see what a real thief would get away with, if a mere theif could manage this. more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: Victory for the proletariat! Jk. But really, that sucks. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Not a problem, just call a certain Italian Plumber. more » Graverobber: If Layabout were here he'd say that she's a chav bint with a big arse and it's her own fault for leaving the keys in it. more » Franzouse: This sounds just like the plot of a Jason Statham movie. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Damn, every time I see this thing, I wonder why the US only gets the abortion of a coupe. Beautiful, at least compared to the rest of the 5-doors avai... more » combat chuck: I before E, except after C. more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: I'm surprised she's allowed to drive. more » Jo Schmo: She's got eyes of the bluest skiesAs if they thought of rainI hate to look into those eyesAnd see an ounce of brains more » Cognitive Friction: Stealing a car from a member of the royal family, in broad daylight, in front of a police escort...I bet the guy tore out the driver's seat and just s... more » c0de: royalty in a 1-series ?! has her Majesty the Queen been informed ? royalty shouldn't drive non-british automobiles. more » -
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Princess Beatrice Leaves Keys In BMW, Theif Nabs From Under Police Escort's Nose
Princess Beatrice of England is "extremely embarrassed" after getting her BMW 1-Series stolen. Why? She left the keys in the ignition while shopping. More »
