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more about #porschepanamera4s more comments → beercheck: Well, that's definitely not Chiun style. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Jesus-style? As in, "Jesus, that thing is ugly?" more » Mobius: I see their desing intentions now: 1)design a catastrophically ugly car 2)get robbers to steal other good looking four doors 3)people buy Panamera so ... more » Pessimippopotamus: Obama put the Missile Destroyer on the wrong part of the world. more » smalleyxb122: ...one of the many Chinese TV boats... Way to gloss over the real WTF part of the story. Now that the helicopter guy has been grounded, will he build ... more » engineerd: Since, Then given enough surface area, anything can be made to float on water. And the Panamera has a lot of surface area. That and it's so ugly the ... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Well I guess it is true, fat floats. more » Graverobber: You sure that's the Panamera and not the Great Wall Chinamera knockoff. It's getting hard to tell these days. more » Bullitt417: que Chinese Panamera knockoff in T minus 5.....4.....3..... more » A strolling player: TV boats?! What is that shit? Goal: I must have one of these for the day that GT5 releases. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Walking on water is cool. But, Jesus, that car is huge! more » .357: Porsche: Ha ha ha. That will show those British bastards at Aston Martin. Our new Panamera can drive on water! Robbie, one Heineken. Make sure it;s co... more » Ash78, tryptophanatic: Porsche: Modern Junk oops, wait a sec more » bzr: Too much? more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Q: Who consulted on the Turbo's rear wing design? A: Manny, Moe und Jack. more » -
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Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
Porsche is readying the Porsche Panamera for a world debut at the 2009 Shanghai Auto Show. In preparation, they've set out to prove it can walk on water, Jesus-style, better than the competition. More » -
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2010 Porsche Panamera: More Four-Door Photos
In a second round of direct mail content, the 2010 Porsche Panamera has been unveiled in the greatest detail yet — interior, exterior, all three trim levels, we even see the 4.8 liter V8 underhood. More » -
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Porsche Panamera, Turbo Shows Us Insides, Starts At $89,800
The Porsche Panamera, is finally showing us the part that counts: its luxurious 4-seat interior. Oh, there's something about a 500 HP Porsche Panamera Turbo too. More » -
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Cover Your Eyes: The Porsche Panamera Mega Gallery
Since the Germans invented Schadenfreude, it seems only appropriate that the new Porsche Panamera is so awful that we just can’t quit looking at it. With that in mind, we bring you the Porsche Panamera Mega Gallery: 41 pictures of LongBruce, the four-seat Porsche. More » -
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VIDEO: Four-Door Porsche Panamera, Officially Official!
This weekend we revealed the first photos of the Porsche Panamera, the German automaker's first four-door sedan. Now we've got the official press release from the new boys to the sedan block and now, even more excitingly below the jump, we're the first to reveal video of that big-rear end in action. Hit that jump for the hot rear action. More »
