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more about #porschecayenne more comments → AustinMiniMan: The interior looks like one of those douche bag gamer PC cases. Dude... I know it cost $700, but I need it for the thermal efficiency to cool my sweet... more » Turboner: That cage doesn't look like it would satisfy any sanctioning body... more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: It's got a purty mouth... The rest, not so much. more » Mobius: Clearly, cars like this totally lack any taste. I only wonder, though, what do the people who buy these actually wear? Surely not a suit from any repu... more » combat chuck: Looks like they put the lipstick everywhere except on the lips! more » Alfisted: 12 Piston Callipers? Really? Are those incrementally better than 10 piston callipers? Is each one the size of a pencil eraser? more » Scandinavian Flick: Oh, good, another tuner Cayenne. I was just telling my friend the other day that we didn't have enough ugly in this world yet. more » SirNotAppearing: There's something about that gaping maw that I kind of like. It's sort of Continental GT. The rest of the car can go to hell. more » dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Having played Quake on a laptop in the back seat of a moving vehicle, I can tell you, playing a first person game in a moving vehicle is a sure recipe... more » Bertone77: He must have been playing Forza? Now if they were able to hook it up so that the car was actually being controlled by the game steering wheel and gam... more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I larfed, but to do this right, you need split screen with exterior footage of the turn exits, the video game, and Roy rolling around. That would be ... more » metal face eagle premium is not from So Cal: A+ for the Mr. Oizo more » Alfisted: For his next trick, I would like to see him play Dig Dug while being thrown down a mineshaft. more » PatFromGundo: I used to do something like this. I would play "The Sims" while my roommate was having sex with an actual human girl. more » yuzan: And somewhere in small town Florida, Billy Mitchell is inspired to steal a gorilla from his local zoo. more » -
#customcars
ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo: An "Exklusive" Cayenne With A Mean-Looking Mouth
The Porsche Cayenne Turbo's twin turbo V8 makes 500HP. Lame. The ENCO Gladiator 700GT Biturbo makes 690HP, has a full roll cage, carbon fiber racing seats and enough custom bodywork to make Jenna Jameson seem natural. Also, they can't spell. More » -
#videogames
Alex Roy Recreates GT For PSP Laguna Seca Ad In Trunk Of Porsche Cayenne
Not impressed by Tanner Foust's Gran Turismo PSP video, Alex Roy added an extra level of complication by hopping in the trunk of a Rene Villeneuve-piloted Cayenne as it lapped Laguna while playing Gran Turismo on XBOX. The result? Pain. -
#overthebackfence
REPORT: Porsche Panamera, Cayenne Could Be Axed By VW
Looks like the most model prolific automaker could be saying no more model proliferation. According to a report, VW wants to ax the Porsche Panamera, Cayenne and any other "off-message models" when it takes over the company. [AutoObserver] -
#carcrash
Boy, 13, Kills Father While Parking Porsche Cayenne
Think it's cute when kids drive? A Bronx boy crushed his dad against a tree yesterday while trying to park the family's Porsche Cayenne in an incident that could've easily been us. Our sympathies go out to the family. [NYPost] -
#customcars
Balrog: A Custom Porsche Cayenne That Shall Not Pass
This is called the Balrog and it's a body kit from French car stylist Jeremie Paret, former editor at luxury tuning mag Modify. Frankly, it looks like a Cayenne fought a Nissan GT-R and lost. More »
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#tunercars
The Ten Ugliest Custom Porsche Cayennes
The grocery-getting Porsche Cayenne is one of Porsche's most popular models ever and, because of this, a heavy target for customization. Strange customization. Our look at the ten ugliest custom Porsche Cayennes below. More »
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#tunercars
Mansory Chopster: Carbon Fiber Cayenne Crazy-Time
The Mansory Chopster used to be a Porsche Cayenne, but there's not much left after a new 3.4" wider raw carbon fiber body with a 2.3" roof chop, 23" wheels and 710 HP. Gallery below. More » -
#tunercars
Status Design Porsche Cayenne Biggest Russian Failure Since Glasnost
Status Design isn't the first tuner to mangle the otherwise mildly unattractive Porsche Cayenne — the Ruf Dakara comes to mind — but Status Design's taken to it with recklessly wild Russian enthusiasm. More » -
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#chinacars
BYD T6: A Chinese Porsche Cayenne Knock-Off
BYD has apparently caught on that the Porsche Cayenne is a big hit in China. They're readying their own 2.0-liter equipped version, the BYD T6. Turbos? We don't need no stinkin' turbos. More » -
#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
A Horticultural Stand Against Chelsea Tractors
Nowhere is the ungainly Porsche Cayenne in greater abundance than in Central London. It’s time to fight back against these monstrosities—with black tulips! More » -
#carcrime
Moscow SWAT Team Unjustly Profiles Black Porsche Cayenne
Ready to ambush escaping bank robbers said to be driving a black Porsche Cayenne, a Moscow SWAT team initially targets the wrong car with extreme prejudice. Can't we all just get along? More » -
#porschedesign
Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3: Blacula's New Ride
Porsche has released the newest member of its Design Edition club: the limited edition, murdered-out Porsche Cayenne GTS Design Edition 3, complete with triple black racing stripes, black wheels and Lava Grey Metallic paint. More » -
#spyphotos
2011 Porsche Cayenne Gets Curvy
Porsche will eventually redesign their wildly-successful-yet-painful-to-look-at Porsche Cayenne. This photo purports to offer a glimpse of the design direction of the could-be 2011 Porsche Cayenne. God help us. More » -
#genevamotorshow
RUF Dakara: A Porsche Cayenne That Looks Like A Porsche
Here's something you don't see often: a tuner car more faithful to a brand image than the product it's based on. Somehow the Porsche Cayenne-based RUF Dakara manages attractive, round 911-style headlights. More » -
#genevamotorshow
TECHART Bringing 680 HP Magnum Cayenne S To Geneva
TECHART plans to set Geneva on fire with its latest Porsche creation, as opposed to just setting a Porsche on fire. In this case it's the Porsche Cayenne Turbo S-based TECHART Magnum More » -
#moviecars
The Tech Behind Movie Car Chases
Have you ever wondered how they got those incredible driving shots in movies like Transformers 2, Fast & Furious or Dark Knight? Thanks to Redline TV and host, Tanner Foust, we'll get an inside look. More » -
#porscheroxster
Porsche Cayenne Junior Spied Testing At Nürburgring
Think the Porsche Cayenne is a massive sacrilegious behemoth? Well, it seems that Porsche now wants to make another SUV that's not huge. What you see here is said to be Porsche's upcoming Audi Q5-based tall wagon. Shorter, narrower, and presumably cheaper than the Cayenne, this new offering will do battle with the BMW X3, Land Rover Freelander, Acura RDX, Infiniti EX, and Mercedes GLK, and the err... Audi Q5. More »
