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more about #petewentz more comments → Jono: Worst sibling names; Calais and Berlina. I have met a brother and sister with these names, I shit thee not. If you know your Holden Commodore trim le... more » Elhigh: Not telling you guys my name. It's okay now since I'm an adult, a sometime fitness-weightlifting nut and depending on who you are, the boss: tease me ... more » DoctorNine: I dunno. It's like how many financially challenged parents name a girl 'Crystal' or 'Porsche'. Kinda sad. They think those names imply class, and th... more » Cognitive Friction: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Pete and Ashlee more » MushyHeirloom: I'm more concerned about the child being teased about his last name. Seriously. Remember, though, how your middle name was a secret when you were in g... more » Braff: werd on the street... they wented to neme the beby Frederick Ulysees Christopher Knight Ignatius Nathanial Graham Aston Alan Stephan Hugh Oliver Levi ... more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Call a social werker. more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Being named Bronx is a good ticket to bully-land, but being a boy named Queens would be worse... more » Elhigh: Man I wish I'd been the one to 'shop this together. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: I bet the baby has better resale than a 7-series. more » Franzouse: For the sake of an easy rhyme: I'd have thougth Wentz would drive a Benz.../ cue drummer more » 71rivnut: Beat My Weiner more » Rust-MyEnemy: Poor kid looks like he was designed by Chris Bangle. more » theeastbaykid: Predictable. "Ashlee" is already a typo. more » MarywithanM™: It's been over 30 minutes and Braff hasn't shopped that mug onto a Mini or a GEM? Slacker. more »
