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more about #parkingtickets more comments → theeastbaykid: Fuck, who's nickname ISN'T "Racer X." I guess "No Imagination" doesn't fit on most plates. #vanityplates more » Franzouse: This could be the next trend in Michael Phelps pauses: "Yo, I'm chillin in my flip flops with $19.000 worth of blacked-out pimped-out tickets. Money y... more » Mobius: Xxx, xx xx xxxx xxxx "X"x xxxxx xxxx xxx xx xxxx xxxxxxx, xx'x xxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxx xxxx xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx. [x] The comment has been xised. #vanityplates more » Paul Y. can't get in the club; gotta parking lot pimp: Posing like that by your truck with $19000 in incorrect tickets is apparently the redneck version of posing with $19000 in photocopied Benjamins. On... more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I'm sorry about all his tickets, but can we still put him in jail for being a douche bag? #vanityplates more » bmoreDLJ: There's a parking ticket system in Alabama? Is it steam-powered? #vanityplates more » Ash78, cube farmer: Knowing Birmingham, this will constitute a $19,000 planed revenue shortfall, with much hand-wringing and finger-pointing. Probably some layoffs, too. ... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I suppose this doesn't work as well after you get the ticket. I'll probably have to try it out this afternoon. more » skaycog was here: This driver wasn't going fast enough. more » Mobius: So what he's saying is that if you can't park your car properly, you should also speed. All or nothing, in other words. Is he driving, or is he playi... more » Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!: I can't be the only one disappointed that it didn't turn out to be 88 mph... more » Jakuub: From the individual pages more » bzr: These would have come in handy for the Daewoo Lanos I saw last week stretched in the middle of two spaces in a crowded parking lot that I couldn't fin... more » engineerd: Dear TAI, I'm not known as a patient man. I get frustrated and pissed off easily, particularly with driving-related idiocy. Well, last night I pic... more » WilburAbadon: www.youparklikeanasshole.com more » -
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"XXXXXXX" License Plate Leads To $19,000 In Tickets
Scottie Roberson's nickname is "Racer X" so he secured the license plate "XXXXXXX" for his truck. Unfortunately, the plate and a glitch in a parking ticket system led to him receiving $19,000 in erroneous tickets (H/T to Tempesjo!) [Blog.Al.Com] -
#parkingtickets
Science Determines How Fast Until Parking Tickets Fly Off Your Windshield
Scientific tests by Detroit News auto critic Scott Burgess indicate a parking ticket cannot stay attached to your windshield at 83 MPH. His advice? If you park your car, make sure it's going 83 MPH to never get another one. -
#parking
Bad Parking Job? Try These Passive-Aggressive Parking Tickets
People with below average and downright horrible parking etiquette are everywhere. Rather than retaliate in a way that would wind your short-tempered ass in jail, give them one of these passive-aggressive, yet still straight-to-the-point parking tickets instead. More » -
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NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy
George Morales probably died in his minivan of a heart attack in early May, parked under the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway underpass. That didn't stop NYC cops from writing him parking tickets for the next couple of weeks. More » -
#lolcars
You Can't Pay Speeding Tickets With $206 In Urine-Soaked Coins
Everyone hates paying tickets — speeding, parking or otherwise, but Michael Harold Lynch of Bellevue, Washington really hates it. Hates it so much he mailed the courthouse $206 in urine-soaked coins as payment. More » -
#offbeatnews
Fiat Uno Racks Up Largest Parking Ticket Ever
A Fiat Uno belonging to a deported immigrant has been slapped with a $26,110 fine after being left in a short-term parking space in Austria for two years. More » -
#strikestrikestrike
Meter Maids Plan Holiday Strike In Toronto, Rejoice!
Christmas may come early in Toronto as the unionized workers of the parking authority are planning to go on strike this December 20th. Is this a good thing? -
