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more about #parishilton more comments → something_unique_and_descriptive: Bitch... Must... Die... more » Mike the Dog is sitting by the door with a pair of cow slippers, and a very sad face.: Slightly off-topic, but there's entirely too much beaver cleavage in that lead pic. I'm having trouble keeping my lunch down and libido up. more » Novaload: And the worst part is, she'd just laid the eggs. So now the car has herpes, too. more » Jason Shirey: Whenever she opens her mouth, whether to speak or insert something, it almost always confirms the fact that she only has two brain cells. Paris! I hea... more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: "we'll always have Paris".... hell. everybody's had Paris.... more » Vintage Racer - with V-12 goodness: I looked up the word "celebretard"... it had a picture of Paris more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: I still can't figure out why people are fascinated with her. more » Jagvar: Shouldn't a Veyron be safely tucked away in a locked, heated garage in the first place? more » Deartháir II: She threw an egg... at a VEYRON!? That's it. She's done. Fucking kill her. End of story. Sniper shot to the head, beheading, don't care. The Veyron at... more » badco/LoJ: What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a Bugatti Veyron? You can't fit three Paris Hiltons inside a Bugatti Veyron. more » KillerBee: I hate her soul. more » WillysWonka: Are they sure it was egged? It could have been the new Veyron Benedict edition. I belive the plan is to follow it with a Veyron Florentine and a Vey... more » A strolling player: Wow, who knew Paris Hilton was still in the seventh grade? more » Skunky: First bacon, now eggs? Why are you torturing me while I wait for lunch time? I'm totally hitting up Jack In The Box for some breakfast sandwiches! more » Jo Schmo: No, that is just the limited "sunny-side up" edition Veyron. more » -
#celebrities
Paris Hilton Eggs $1.4 Million Bugatti Veyron?
The latest trend for young, female role models? Throwing eggs. Paris Hilton joined Lindsay Lohan on the egging bandwagon after several cars, including a $1.4 million Bugatti Veyron, were vandalized during a house party. More » -
#customcars
Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton treats herself to a grotesque Christmas present by slathering a Continental GT in pink livery and oversized wheels courtesy of West Coast Customs. Follow us into the gaping maw of obsessive opulence. -
#rubbingisracing
Paris Hilton caught kissing Kasey Kahne? [NY Daily News]
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