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more about #panamera more comments → Novaload: She's not a pig. She's just muscled up and big boned. And she can kick your ass. #topcarporschepanamerastingray more » Scandinavian Flick: Top Roomba #topcarporschepanamerastingray more » CraigSu: All in all, the lipstick is helping. At least the Stingray design cues distract from the rear window hump. "Hump...what hump?" - apologies to Igor (... more » Steve_in_NC: Silly. Notice the way they tried to put a GT3 look on the top of the front bumper, sad. Porsche is very minimalist in it's exterior styling and hangi... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Busy, busy, busy. Yum, now I can get Schwabian rice! I might be able to tolerate the rear diffuser and the front bumper cover, but the rest is prett... more » ThreeLitre: Still has a badonkadonk. Not a fan of the 'donk, I am. #topcarporschepanamerastingray more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): What better way to say "I need a car to get me laid, and also somewhere to put a couple of the results"? #topcarporschepanamerastingray more » MottPower: What a horrible waste of time and creativity. #topcarporschepanamerastingray more » fuchikoma: Looks about par for a Porsche to me. A lot like a Boxster. Then, aside from the Tapiro, I've never seen a Porsche that would turn my head if it drove ... more » brandegee: Ugh. A 500-horsepower 5-door hatchback with a Porsche badge and spiritual ancestor in the 928 has no right to be this boring. But it is. It's dull. It... more » loquaciousmusic: I think that, from the back, the Panamera looks sort of like an AMC Pacer. #jeremyclarkson more » Novaload: After the Cayenne/Froggy Face on Wheels, the Panamera is a thing of beauty. #jeremyclarkson more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: I understand the temptation to rely on pop culture references in humor writing. They make useful shorthand, and assuming your audience is familiar wi... more » Turboner: Not everyone can have even one, let alone TWO, chins as beautiful as Clarksons... #jeremyclarkson more » Jeb_Hoge: Against all reason, the Panera-merica has actually grown on me. I wouldn't take it over a Rapide or QP, but it doesn't offend my sensibilities and I'd... more » -
#porschepanamera
Top Car Lipsticks Panamera Pig
The Top Car Porsche Panamera Stingray is a tooner version of everybody's favorite four door Porsche. As a body kit only customization, at least they're not boogering with Porsche's carefully engineered mechanical bits. They'll rely on 9ff for that later. More » -
#topgear
Jeremy Clarkson: Panamera Ugly As "Inside-Out Monkey"
Though he has few complaints about the way the Porsche Panamera preforms, Clarkson uses his Sunday Times review to verbally assail the car's looks, calling it unbearably ugly — and he should know. [Times Online] -
#crashweek
2010 Porsche Panamera Crashes, Joins Cool Club
The 2010 Porsche Panamera is now cool. How do we know? Though only on sale for about three weeks, an owner has already partially wrecked one — and just in time for Crash Week! [WreckedExotics] -
#frankfurtmotorshow
Porsche Planning Electric-Powered Sports Car
Porsche's fancy new President and CEO Michael Macht, speaking at the Frankfurt Motor Show, stated the performance brand is developing hybrid and electric powertrains for sports cars. However, current batteries aren't "sufficient to meet Porsche's strict requirements." Press release below. More » -
#overthebackfence
REPORT: Porsche Panamera, Cayenne Could Be Axed By VW
Looks like the most model prolific automaker could be saying no more model proliferation. According to a report, VW wants to ax the Porsche Panamera, Cayenne and any other "off-message models" when it takes over the company. [AutoObserver] -
#newcars
Porsche Panamera: You're With Me, Leather?
Remember when we caught those Panameras being loaded onto a plane? Here they are at the Monterey Historics. The Panamera's still the perfect car if you're into leather, though any mention of driving experience is notably absent. -
#newcars
How To Load 31 Porsches Into A Cargo Plane
Approximately 31 Porsche Panamera sedans hitch a ride on a cargo jet en route to the U.S. for demonstration purposes. We'll take one in brown. More » -
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#shanghaiautoshow
Porsche Panamera Takes Elevator To 94th Floor
Prior to the Shanghai Auto Show, Porsche wanted to showboat a little. Their idea? Lift a Porsche Panamera to the 94th floor of the Shanghai World Financial Center. In an elevator. More » -
#shanghaimotorshow
Porsche Panamera: Sub-Five Second Four-Door
In a "first," other than the Cayenne, Porsche just revealed the four-door Porsche Panamera in Shanghai. It's supposedly able to go from zero to 60 in under five seconds. Also, it has a big butt. More » -
#shanghaiautoshow
Porsche Panamera Drives, Jesus-Style On Chinese Water
Porsche is readying the Porsche Panamera for a world debut at the 2009 Shanghai Auto Show. In preparation, they've set out to prove it can walk on water, Jesus-style, better than the competition. More » -
#porschepanamera
Porsche Panamera Gets Engine Start/Stop With Auto-Shifting Double-Clutch
When the four-door Porsche Panamera hits the U.S. in October, it'll be equipped with both an automatic engine start/stop feature mated with an automatically-shifting double-clutch transmission. Ooh! Technology! But wait, there's more. More » -
#porschepanamera
2010 Porsche Panamera: More Four-Door Photos
In a second round of direct mail content, the 2010 Porsche Panamera has been unveiled in the greatest detail yet — interior, exterior, all three trim levels, we even see the 4.8 liter V8 underhood. More » -
#porschepanameraturbo
Porsche Panamera, Turbo Shows Us Insides, Starts At $89,800
The Porsche Panamera, is finally showing us the part that counts: its luxurious 4-seat interior. Oh, there's something about a 500 HP Porsche Panamera Turbo too. More » -
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Cover Your Eyes: The Porsche Panamera Mega Gallery
Since the Germans invented Schadenfreude, it seems only appropriate that the new Porsche Panamera is so awful that we just can’t quit looking at it. With that in mind, we bring you the Porsche Panamera Mega Gallery: 41 pictures of LongBruce, the four-seat Porsche. More » -
#porschepanameragt
VIDEO: Four-Door Porsche Panamera, Officially Official!
This weekend we revealed the first photos of the Porsche Panamera, the German automaker's first four-door sedan. Now we've got the official press release from the new boys to the sedan block and now, even more excitingly below the jump, we're the first to reveal video of that big-rear end in action. Hit that jump for the hot rear action. More » -
#porschepanameragt
Porsche Panamera Official Photos, Details
Photos of and details about the Porsche Panamera GT, the company's first modern effort at creating a four-door sedan, have officially leaked all over the web and it looks exactly how we expected it to look. From what we can gather from Google Translator and Auto Telegraaf, the Panamera will first hit the shores in Panamera S and Panamera Turbo trim, each fitted with a 4.8-liter V8 putting out 400 HP and 500 HP, respectively. Both will also get Porsche's PDK 7-speed dual-clutch gearbox.Though no diesel version is likely to see production, a 3.6-liter V6 option good for 300 HP and a V6-electric hybrid are in the works for sale at a later date. Given the sedan's unique look, the production numbers seem quite optimistic. UPDATE: Full press release after the jump! More » -
#2010porschepanamera
Porsche Panamera Spotted Continuing World Tour With A Drive In Arizona
At this point, who hasn't caught a 2010 Porsche Panamera gallivanting about somewhere in the world? Porsche seems determined to test the car absolutely everywhere before releasing it to the public, and here we see it speeding along the Arizona I-10 in Phoenix. Honestly, unless someone bags one with the "ha-ha we fooled you" pudgy body removed so we see a car that doesn't suck, then it's not a surprise anymore. Still feel free to keep sending us pictures of your encounters, like these of the interior (the only part of the car which doesn't make us gag), whether it be at a Bennigan's in Iowa, a truck stop in Belarus, or a ramen joint in Tokyo. Just pick a spot somewhere, doesn't matter where in the world, eventually a Panamera will drive by. (Thanks for the pics Sean) More »
