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Detroit, 2:37 AM
Sat Dec 5
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    MushyHeirloom: Give it a nice coat of gloss black and throw the wheels and driver into a fire, and it'll be all right. more »
    something_unique_and_descriptive: Okay, it's hideous, absolutely hideous... but let's try to find a glimmer of good news in this pile of shit. Once Paris fades from the spotlight and n... more »
    Novaload: Well, at least we can't say she's an insensitive, self-absorbed talentless whore thumbing her nose at all the people who are suffering financial meltd... more »
    tmp00: I knew Paris Hilton would morph into Angelyne eventually, but who knew it would be this soon? more »
    bzr: Well, if you wanted to vandalize it, you can't miss it now. more »
    tenbeers: Keith moon did this better. more »
    ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.: It's like Barbie herself has come to life. Except Barbie had *some* semblance of taste. more »
    Deartháir II: Who... who... wh-what kind of... of monster... would... would do that to... to such a nice Volkswagen? /subtly wipes away tears The... the inhumanity ... more »
    Alan Olson: Do you think she knows what "livery" means? I'd be surprised. more »
    Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Well, so they painted a gussied up VW in pink. It's been done before: more »
    Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Needs one more detail to be P. Hilton authentic: reoccuring big rusty blister outbreaks around the edges (rocker panels). We could call it auto herpes. more »
    I-Roll: The Continental GTs are such a commonly pimped car that this dosen't really phase me. These seem to be one of the top rides on the douchebag celebrity... more »
    Boosted Lego Wagon: Usually when the internets shows me a huge pink monstrosity and Paris Hilton, she's not slipping into it, more »
    leavethegun-takethecannoli: eh, celebrities have been ruining cars for years.......she's just the latest in a long line. more »
    dearyou: her license plate should be DRGN MGT more »
  • #customcars

    Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton

    Paris Hilton treats herself to a grotesque Christmas present by slathering a Continental GT in pink livery and oversized wheels courtesy of West Coast Customs. Follow us into the gaping maw of obsessive opulence.
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