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more about #paint more comments → Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: What the hell is that even supposed to be? By the way, this mustered a "What the hell?" yet yesterday's "Itasha" didn't elicit a pronounced "What the... more » dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: What's up all my Juggalos and Juggalettes! Hope to see you at Clownicon 2009! Bring your 12-pack of 2 liter Faygos. We gonna get criznunk up in th... more » Novaload: Sure, you know how it makes YOU feel but think of the car! That poor car looks so embarrassed. It's staring off to the left: "I'm not here. This isn'... more » dragon951: Is that the Bloodcopy Staffwriter's car? Oh you wacky faux-vamps *wags finger* more » kerc (wants a Mustang!): I found the drivers of this car! more » Ruthless, If you let me: Twilight fan gone too far (redundant, I know) roadtripping out to ComicCon this weekend? more » CAJensen01: It's a vampire transvestite from Twilight -2 more » SLRSpeedshop.. spewing crap here since 06,now wit deez Nutz!: It's not What the hell? It's WTF? This person has yet to stop living in his old High School "Goth" era. more » Old_Car_Guy: Well whatever the hell it is, it is a hell of a lot better than this new posting process. One man's opinion. more » POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: This tells a familiar story of a man who met a woman who wooed him with a kickin' body and leather outfits. However, after being married for ten year... more » Sportwagons, haulin' stuff and haulin' balls: It's the Lars Ulrich Vampire Mobile. more » scroggzilla raids again: So, Hot Topic is now painting cars? more » Jo Schmo: What exactly is NSFW about that picture? I would thinks its more Not Safe For Driving... because people will try and kill you. more » Scandinavian Flick: Slight non sequitur: This article elicits some interesting commentary from coworkers who see it minimized on your taskbar. more » North Star: Sparkle? That'll cost ya extra. more » -
#lolcars
What The Hell Is This?
Since our jobs are internet-based we're normally part of the "in-crowd" when it comes to pop-culture references, but this paint's got us genuinely befuddled. The only response we can muster is "What the hell?" NSFW. [Reddit] -
#cartwork
Josh Keyes: A Juxtaposition Of Car And Nature
Josh Keyes has an eye for the post-apocalyptic, dystopian future, painting in a way that causes our brains to run circles around itself. Take a peek inside to see his incredible artwork. More » -
#2010bmwz4
2010 BMW Z4 Plays With Paint In Massive Art Piece
Not wanting to take the usual art car route by decorating the car itself, artist Robin Rhode installed a set of paint squirters on a 2010 BMW Z4 and set it in motion upon canvas. -
#novelties
BMW Owner Changes His 3-Series Color From Black To White... With Tape
This BMW owner decided he'd like his BMW 335i to be white rather than black, so he found a shop to wrap his bimmer in 3M shiny white tape. OK, so paint jobs aren't exactly dead yet, but it seems more and more people are choosing to wrap their metal rather than have it re-sprayed. We guess this way, if he feels like changing it to another color, all he has to do is peel off the skin and apply a new one. And obviously, it also protects the original surface underneath, if he ever wants to go back to black. But what do you think? More » -
