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more about #optimusprime more comments → Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Stupid kid, the transformers don't run on gas. They run on Energon. God, you gotta stay away from the stuff, it's like heroin. Or, according to the ... more » MushyHeirloom: "I'm a mean machine/ Been drinkin' gasoline/ An' honey, you can make my motor hum..." more » DoctorNine: It is exceedingly unlikely he drank more than a sip if he did it repeatedly. Organic solvents generally produce liver failure quite rapidly; in even ... more » UglyDuckCar: GAH I've been WAITING for a transformer story so I can tell this story. And it's related to kids! Ah crap I'm probably too late and no one will read t... more » FrankGrimes: When I was a kid I wanted to be like Steve McQueen after seeing The Great Escape and Bullitt. It wasn't until I saw Le Mans that I actually wanted to ... more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Could be worse; he could have aspired to be a supercar. more » bzr: Remember kids, Optimus Prime says to drink your Ovaltine! more » neilgehrke: Regular or Unleaded? That's a silly question. Does anything from China come unleaded? more » Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: Good thing for his parents his favorite cartton is Transformers and not Metalocalypse more » POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: Float like Optimus sting like Bumble Bee I drank a bunch of gas and now it burns when I pee!No, seriously, it burns like Helllike a little circumcised... more » Skunky: This is why communism doesn't work. I blame their Optimus Prime statue. more » scroggzilla raids again: I. Blame. Ray. Wert. more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Alright, this is so stupid. Transformers never ran on gas, they ran on energon! DUH! You can, however, convert rocket fuel into energon with the p... more » engineerd: I've always hoped my gas would win Meggan Fox over, too. more » P161911 probably shoudn't have: I think the whole "reduced mental capacity" is a chicken and egg kind of thing. It has to be pretty reduced to start chugging the high test anyways. more » -
#transformers
Kid Drinks Gasoline To Be Like Optimus Prime
A 14-year-old Chinese boy has been admitted to the hospital with "gasoline dependance" after five years of downing the fuel in order to emulate his cartoon heroes and become a "valiant fighter" like "Optimus Prime." More » -
#carclothes
Hilariously Awesome Throwback T-Shirts: Chariots Retired
TeeFury just released for sale an unbelievably cool ultra-limited edition t-shirt titled, 'Chariots Retired,' portraying our favorite TV and movie cars from the 80's including K.I.T.T., Optimus Prime, the Ghostbuster's Ecto-1, Airwolf and more. More » -
#transformers
New Transformers 2 Clip Is Robogasmic, Megan Fox-y
For ShoWest, Michael Bay's dropped a healthy two-and-a-half minute load of footage from summer's upcoming smash-hit, Transformers 2. It features Megan Fox stripping, Bumblebee crying and Optimus Prime getting a kick-to-the-face by Devastator. Robogasm? Yes. -
#transformers
Change Transformers Can Believe In
Tired of a seemingly corrupt and secretive Decepticon government, running up huge energon deficits and starting robot wars all over the place? Optimus Prime is the candidate you can believe in. Change, Into A Truck. More » -
