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more about #one more comments → Deartháir II: This entire thread just reminded me why I love Jalopnik so much. It's not Murilee in fishnets, it's the Commentariat. I've just laughed so hard readin... more » Novaload: So the chick comes with the clock...or not? If you don't leap up when the alarm goes off, she starts jumping up and down on the bed and screaming at you? more » Cognitive Friction: You have to make a damn goofy face to draw attention away from that chronological miscarriage in the background...and this girl nails it. Impressive. ... more » pres: After reading the comments, I am not alone in thinking she had a "Whoops I Crapped my Pants" moment. Time to change those Huggies. more » Tanshanomi: Mommy, I'm scared! more » OMG! Ponies!: Stop making fun of the model. She's actually pretty hot in real life and has appeared as a body double for Selma Hayek in two movies. It's just that ... more » Mad_Science: She really looks like she's mid-fart right there. more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Fucking homely women! Always messing up my novelty timepiece advertising shit! more » Number_Six: I can haz greencard now? more » MrBangBam: Hmm. Steering wheel giving birth to an F1 car while a tranny watches. more » Jo Schmo: giz could not have said it better, what the shit indeed more » philibuster: "Now shrug your shoulders, give a weird stare and hang your arms down like sausages. A little less smile... That's it." more » Jo Schmo: I am sure there is a failing transmission joke in there somewhere more » layabout: Why does the woman in the pic look so uncomfortable,did she just sit on one? more » damnelantra™: the rapture is coming!!!! more » -
#novelties
F1 Steering Wheel/Nose Cone Clock Makes Us Question Religious Beliefs
We don't know what the hell this F1 steering wheel/clock thing is, but we do know that we did NOT alter this image in Photoshop in any way. More » -
#formulaone
2009 Formula 1 Changes: An Animated Discussion
2009 marks a benchmark for F1 racing with new aerodynamics, slick tires and the electrical KERS system. Thanks to Red Bull Racing we can take a look inside the changes in this slick animated short. More » -
#racingnews
Red Bull Racing 2009 RB5 F1 Car Debuts At Circuito De Jerez, Gets Wings
Red Bull Racing took the wraps off of its new 2009 F1 car, the RB5, at Jerez on Monday. We wonder if they'll try to add additional power to it with the little energy drink. More » -
#genevamotorshow
MINI One Clubman: Small And Cheap
Looking for a Mini Clubman with less power and fewer options? You're in luck Grandma Didorosi! The new MINI One Clubman delivers all those things and will debut at the Geneva Motor Show. More » -
#presidentiallimo
Obama's New Cadillac Limo Officially Unveiled
President-Elect Barack Obama's getting a new Cadillac Limousine in time for his inauguration on January 20th. Here are the first official photos. The new limo’s a rolling symbol of the President’s power and GM’s marketing. More » -
