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more about #ohio more comments → cgates1: It's worth reminding everyone that "DUI" doesn't mean drunk. It's a legal definition that is not directly correlated with impairment for any particul... more » GreenN_Gold: Wrong way on a 1-way, under age, DUI, multiple fake ID's, open containers in car.....but the only surprising part of the whole story? "Released to hi... more » VeeArrrSix: Neck lanyard for key chain? Nice. Livestrong bracelet? Mmmm kay. Having to take a Breathalyzer while dressed as a Breathalyzer? Oh the sweet irony... ... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I especially like the fact that the PD was going along with the Halloween spirit by lighting him up in a creepy fashion from the side/bottom. #stupidc... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): Any bets on which fraternity was holding the party? In any case, looks like he was trying to find a clever way to get out of the Elephant Walk. Good ... more » FrankGrimes: After he was pulled over his first words were. "This sucks." #stupidcriminals more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Is that a "Livestrong" bracelet? I didn't realize people were still wearing those. #stupidcriminals more » oddseth: Question of the day: Is this an example of poetic justice or irony in its purest form? #stupidcriminals more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Well, blow me down. Too bad the design of the costume didn't allow for self-testing. Fella could have saved himself a lot of trouble. #stupidcriminals more » Scandinavian Flick: He is about to become the first breathalyzer available in rectal form. #stupidcriminals more » Novaload: Somebody should explain to him that "blow" doesn't mean what he thinks it does. #stupidcriminals more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Let's hope he has yet to reproduce. Although, by looking at him, I'd say the family tree is a bamboo shoot, so sis probably has one on the way.... more » Alfisted: Yo Dawg, we heard you liked getting pounded in the *ss in a holding cell on Halloween, so... #stupidcriminals more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): LiverStrong! #stupidcriminals more » Bret: Wow, this driver was so bad as to deserve being plural in the story copy. Sorry Matt, I'm just a little feisty today. more » -
#dailydui
Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
18-year-old James Miller, of Cincinnati was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Convenient for the officer as Miller had brought his own breathalyzer in the form of his Halloween costume. "Blow here" indeed. Oh, the irony. [NBC4] More » -
#ifeelgassy
Senior Citizen Knocks Flaming Gas Pump Onto Man
An elderly women in Ohio lost control of her van, knocking a gas pump onto an unsuspecting customer. The man was saved by quick-acting bystanders, but we're reconsidering our don't taser old women rule. [Today] -
#24hoursoflemons
The Top 122 Lemons Of The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons
The 19th race in 24 Hours Of LeMons history took place last weekend, and we finally had our first-ever Nissan winner! Right behind it- well, in some cases way behind it- were 121 other vehicles. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Watch The Lamest Day 24 Hours Of LeMons BS Inspections In Timelapse Animation!
The most cars ever in a 24 Hours Of LeMons race (130), three former LeMons winners, and a cold rainy Ohio day all made for a very long day of Cheat Detection. More » -
