Six-Foot Nurse Shark Found On Miami Street

A six-foot-long Nurse Shark was found in the middle of a Miami street on Tuesday after two men unsuccessfully tried to sell it to local fish markets. You read correctly. A shark. In the street. More »

Michigan Fairground Floods, Waterlogging Hundred Of Cars

Following torrential rainstorms, Michigan's Ionia County fairgrounds flooded something fierce June 24th with over 1000 cars trapped in the high water. Some were stuck till the following Wednesday. Somebody better be on the lookout for LeMons-priced clunkers in the area. More »

The Devil in Herr Vettel

Surprised about Sebastian Vettel’s stunning performance at last Sunday’s British Grand Prix? Be surprised no more: he has signed a hefty pact with the devil. More »

NYC Cops Repeatedly Ticket Parked Dead Guy

George Morales probably died in his minivan of a heart attack in early May, parked under the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway underpass. That didn't stop NYC cops from writing him parking tickets for the next couple of weeks. More »

Deer Takes In Scenic Route... Through The Grill Of A Buick

Seemingly unbeknownst to the driver, a contortionist deer rides shotgun in the grill of Grandpa's Buick. NSFW. Don't say we didn't warn you. More »

Butt Hole Road Residents Pass New Name

A "Butt Hole" in old-timey England was a water source. Now it means a source of solids. Conisbrough, South Yorkshire residents living on "Butt Hole Road" decided they needed a change. More »

Car Towed After Contractor Lifts Car, Paints Stripes

Ruth Ducker was furious. Days before last Christmas she walked out to find her Volkswagen Polo missing from its normal space. Instead, she found two brand-new yellow "no parking" lines where her car had been. More »

Pontiac Still Building 16-Alarm-Level Excitement

A 2000 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP under a recall warning against parking underneath any structure is being blamed as the source of a $3 million apartment building fire in Plymouth, Minnesota. How exciting! More »

Dallas Taxi Game Is New School Of Hard Knocks

We've just received a note from a former U.S. Marine-turned-taxi-driver regarding the extent of his "professional services." Full email below the jump. More »

Real Teens Kill Virtual Pedestrians When Texting

This just in, teens texting while driving are dangerous and have a higher propensity for hitting pedestrians, according to a study published by Eastern Virginia Medical School. Also, the sun is hot and dogs bark. More »

Alligator Fights Off Woman For First Chomp At Toyota Test Drive

All Denise Anderson wanted to do was test drive a used Toyota Sequoia at her local Tampa Bay, Florida dealership. Unfortunately, a nine-foot alligator beat her there. Chomp, chomp! More »

Scientists Ask: When Should Alzheimer's Patients Stop Driving?

Taking a parent or friend off the road because of Alzheimer's is a tough decision for everyone involved, but scientists are using a tricked-out Ford Taurus to determine just when to hang up the keys. More »

Seattle Area Police Chief Causes Accident Driving While Texting

Federal Way Police Chief Brian Wilson has apologized for hitting a parked car while checking his Blackberry. The irony here? Washington state was the first to enact anti-texting laws. More ironic? No charges are planned. More »

Man Sticks Finger In Gas Tank, Gets Stuck For Four Hours

When Victor Harris put his fingers into his Lincoln Navigator's fuel filler to retrieve a piece of paper which had fallen in, his finger got stuck. Really stuck. Four hours stuck. Call for help stuck. More »

Brit Pensioner Hits Freeway On Mobility Scooter

Blindly following your sat-nav until you nearly tumble down a cliff is one thing, but being a confused senior citizen driving your mobility scooter down Britain's six-lane A27 establishes a new benchmark in limey insanity. More »

You Can't Pay Speeding Tickets With $206 In Urine-Soaked Coins

Everyone hates paying tickets — speeding, parking or otherwise, but Michael Harold Lynch of Bellevue, Washington really hates it. Hates it so much he mailed the courthouse $206 in urine-soaked coins as payment. More »

Florida Teen Suspended After Farting On The Bus

A bus driver in Lakeland, Florida suspended an eighth grade student after his recurring flatulence caused the other passengers uncontrollable disruptive laughter and filled the bus will a stench foul enough to make breathing unpleasant. More »

Scouting Magazine Picks Five Best Vehicles For Playing With Kids

Some of us were Scouts as kids, now we see the organization as a vaguely-militaristic-indoctrination club for parents living vicariously through their children, but hey, they've picked their five favorite kiddy-haulers. More »