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more about #oddities more comments → TexanIdiot25- needs moar horse powah: He couldn't have done over 100. Their limited at 98. I've been in a big block 396 Chevy truck of this gen, that still used the stock ECM. Tell you wha... more » SweetZombieJesus: Can someone tell me how to drive like a Christian just in case? more » MushyHeirloom: So what's with the truck parked across the median? more » bzr: Fundamental Christians don't believe in the concept of irony; rather, they take faith in the theory of "intelligent stupidity." more » Novaload: Actually, this made our a.m. drive time the other day: "No reports of accidents, police activity or divine vengeance." I lol'd. But what I don't get i... more » Novaload: Lord, we beseech thee: HEAL THIS CAR!! more » AmishJohn: *We. Sorry, Nibbles. more » AmishJohn: See? When Jake & Elwood get a mission from Ghod, the rest of us get some good music, some comedy, & some flying Nazis in a Vega.When Texans ge... more » mechimike: Drive him out of here in God's Fury. Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge! more » DonSchenck: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of c... more » silverjunkee: "God made me do it". Yeah. That's what Bin Laden said. "YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAW!" = "JIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" more » TheresAPartyInMyPants: The only place scarier is Oklahoma. I'm checking my auto insurance asap to see if it covers hitting a 600 foot Jesus. You know, the one that Oral Robe... more » TurboWeasel: She wasn't driving like a christian? What?Was she falsely idling? more » sos10: God should take some english lessons, that Aramaic of his is easily misunderstood. more » domino: there has to be a way to turn this into a LeMons penalty. more » -
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Man Rams Woman's Car At 100 MPH, Claims "God" Told Him To Do it
A speeding truck rammed a woman’s sedan at over 100 MPH on a Texas freeway last Friday. Why? According to the Archangel Gabriel/ Michael E. Schwab, a resident of Blooming Grove, Texas, the woman "was not driving like a Christian.”
