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more about #nsfw more comments → Ford Tempo Fanatic: @ Ford Remote Starts. Okay, way to make it sound like FoMoCo is just now getting remote things. 1988 Ford Tempo (or Mercury Topaz) buyers could optio... more » logruszed: This is not the typical load a Miata driver likes to have in the rear. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: So, these car stories aren't "Jalopnik" enough, but a Deadspin piece on how Tiger Woods' insatiable appetite for sex is? Seriously guys, I love it he... more » tempesjo: Ok, should this daily feature make me hesitate to send in tips? Or is there commenter immunity? Because I really fear seeing this: TIP: [Insert so... more » skaycog: I like the part of Ford having heated s/w. I don't need a seat warmer, as my butt doesn't get cold, but my hands do. more » Maxichamp: Toyota should offer the San Antonio jobs to the NUMMI people first. more » GreenN_Gold: What's the difference between a Miata and a calzone. The calzone has it's dough on the outside. more » Novaload: If he's planning on sneaking into the drive-in, he's going to have to do a lot better than that. Or, of course, one could argue that the Miata was ac... more » Novaload: Spam attack 5 posts down, Matt! more » evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: *Sigh* My home state yet again delivers the goods for everyone's ammusement. more » LTDScott: I've heard of luggage racks, but that's ridiculous. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Given that it's a Miata, I'd have to say that's the biggest possum I ever saw. more » B1663R: It's probably his sister's car... see, he's on his way to Ford to pick up his F150 from the shop! Ford is picky (like them Audi service guys) they wo... more » OldeEnglishD: So how many dead deer hookers can it fit in the trunk? more » PatFromGundo: Mother? more » -
#dejanews
Not Jalopnik Enough: Today's Car Stories We Didn't Cover
The Jalopnik reader is a discerning car connoisseur, and every day, we discard a slew of tips deemed sub-prime. From our new daily look at the in-house meat grinder — here's four scraps that didn't make the cut. More » -
#lolcars
Miata Driver Takes Hunter Green Seriously, Hauls Deer Carcass
People often knock Miatas by saying you can't carry enough of your gear to make it your primary vehicle. Not so. Looks like someone's been reading Jalopnik. (H/T to B3ND3R) [TinyPic] -
#adwatch
Chrysler Hires Italian Agency To Make This Crappy Car Ad With Taxpayer Dollars
Chrysler's Italian masters at Fiat fired BBDO Detroit, bringing in an Italian agency to do one commercial for the 300C gansgter-mobile. The ad stars Mikhail Gorbachev and calls for Myanmar's Aung San Suu Kyi's release. My name is-what the fuck? More » -
#laautoshow
BMW 5 Series GT Has Some Positive Elements
In case you were wondering, there are some redeeming characteristics to the BMW 5 Series GT. First, it's got frameless windows, which are always cool in our book. Also, with the half-hatch open, it looks like a giant guppy. More » -
#carpocalypse
Daughter Of Resigned GM CEO Attacks New GM CEO On Facebook
Sarah Henderson, daughter of Fritz Henderson, the just-resigned-minutes-ago GM CEO, posted some choice words about Ed Whitacre, the random white guy taking her dad's place at the top of the just-emerged-from-bankruptcy automaker, on the automaker's public Facebook page!
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#carcrashes
EXCLUSIVE: Video Of Bugatti Veyron Actually Crashing Into Texas Lake
Remember the amazing $1.6 million Bugatti Veyron lake crash blamed on a low-flying pelican? We have the video of it happening and there's not a freaking pelican in sight. UPDATE: The driver responds! More » -
#adwatch
Creepy Sparkle Vampires Want To Sell You A Volvo
If you have a wife/daughter/girlfriend/sister, you're likely incredibly annoyed by their obsession with the Twilight Saga movies and their lame sparkle vampires. Now, Volvo wants to use this schlocky tween vamp romance to sell you a car. Gag. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
NOS Energy Drink: First Gulp
Of all the things I've been sent to review, the one I've least wanted to try was not the Mitsubishi Galant. Instead, it was this: NOS Energy Drink. I've got NOS, dude! More » -
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#howto
How To Change Your Oil (the French Maid TV Way)
What better way to reintroduce the modern motorist to the joys of vehicular self-maintenance than with well-endowed women with fake French accents showing how to change the oil on a Citroën SM? NSFW More » -
#lolcars
This Is Why People Think Canadian BMW Drivers Are Asshats
From reader Lucas, "This guy wanted to budge in front of me for gas so bad (from the opposite direction) that he pulled up with the tank on the wrong side." Little does Lucas know, that's BMW's recommended fueling procedure. -
#adwatch
The Self-Purported Funniest Commercial Ever
The YouTube headline on this commercial claims this oldie's the funniest commercial ever. It's pretty close. Also, it's not safe for work. Unless you work around people who don't speak a lick of English. Then it's hilarious. -
#adwatch
How To Advertise A Luxury Car In Middle Of A Global Recession
Lexus, Mercedes, Rolls–Royce, whoever else is in the luxury business these days: take note of this Duesenberg ad from the June 1935 issue of Vanity Fair. More » -
#autoerotica
GM Engineer Takes Buyout, Creates Sexual Penetration Machine
A newly-unemployed GM engineer found a creative way to spend his government-funded buyout check and new-found free time, investing both into a whole new kind of horsepower. Meet the "Pleasuring Pony" and yes, it's a ready-for-Hung sex toy. More » -
#carculture
Eight Automotive Myths We Choose To Believe
Sometimes traditional beliefs run contrary to the facts. Most times it's beneficial to examine those beliefs and adjust to a new way of thinking. But sometimes ideas attain the status of myth for very good reasons. Here's eight of those. More » -
#topgear
Environmentalists Leave Shit On Jeremy Clarkson's Driveway
Jeremy Clarkson, ever the center of controversy, has attracted some unwanted attention from environmentalists for his anti-environmentalist agenda. They dropped by his house with a steaming pile of manure.
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#masstransit
Rush Limbaugh: "We Need Segregated Buses"
Popular AM-radio personality Rush Limbaugh wants civil rights set back at least fifty years, saying "we need segregated buses" in "Obama's America" after an Illinois bus fight between black and white students police say wasn't racially motivated. [obviously biased MediaMatters]
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#tunercars
How To Make Sleazy Car Shows Look Fabulous
Video maestro György Szeljak—no stranger to Jalopnik—has finished his latest car piece, which features a boat load of scantily clad women and tuned automobiles. Click to watch (potentially NSFW). More » -
#carstars
A Completely Unnecessary NSFW Megan Fox Mega Gallery
We don't understand the Jalopnik commentariat's fetish with Megan Fox. Sure, she was in Transformers. Yes, she's hot. But despite there being next-to-zero tangential relationships between her and cars, we continue getting story tips about her. Let's sate that desire. More » -
#carpocalypse
One Car That Needs To Die... And Nine On Death Row
Many cars have been killed because of the Carpocalypse. But we don't think the bloodbath should be over. With the help of Jalopnik readers we've identified nine on death row and one that should be read its last rights. More » -
#musclecarwars
Camaro Kicks Mustang, Challenger's Ass For Third Straight Month
For the third straight month, the Chevy Camaro beat the Ford Mustang and Dodge Challenger in the latest volley of the muscle car wars — sales. Full numbers below. More »
