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more about #novelties more comments → Novaload: Last step, take your sawzall to it for carving! more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: "Yes, dear. Of course I'm going to store the engine hoist in the kitchen. Where else? It's incredibly handy, and very important for safely frying a... more » LuciferV8: That is true skill. Hats off to you, Mr. Tatman! more » Turboner: This sure beats Tom Hanks' Maserati in that episode of Busom Buddies where they are stranded in the mountain cabin. It didn't even have a tape deck. more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: my lego building ass has just totally been kicked. and i deserved it. you rule mr. tatman more » mr_dude: I guess he missed the obvious. more » skaycog was here: This guy is truly an artist.....what incredible detail. I especially liked the Ford GT40 (woodn't you know). more » Alfisted: The Lotus is carved from Balsa, just as Chapman would have wanted. more » smalleyxb122: His kid is going to own pinewood derby. more » wrx-tyrannosaurusWrx: Dude, Sam, this would look so great in my dresser next to my Three Wolf and Moon t-shirt. I'll never not get laid. #tshirts more » bmoreDLJ: "it sure as hell ain't gonna be the fat guy in the diaper." First: Thong, not diaper. Second: Take a good look at the angle of that truck. Not only ... more » mr_dude: Who'll be the first to mention dragoning? #tshirts more » Alfisted: Suddenly Toyota 4Runner model bloat makes a little more sense. #tshirts more » FrankGrimes: I would wear these with pride only equaled by a high schooler with a rented prom tuxedo. #tshirt more » skaycog was here: I have two suggestions for your T-shirts: l. Tape or pin them to your garage walls. 2. Have some quilts made from them. Then you could raffle the... more » -
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Amazingly Accurate Historic Wooden Race Cars
Gary Tatman builds models cars. More specifically, he carves replicas of the coolest race cars of all time from simple wood. Dazzlingly accurate models of the Lotus 33b, Porsche 917K, the Ford GT40, and the Tyrrell P-34 below. More » -
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Best Sumo Wrestler/Monster Truck T-Shirt Ever
Because one of them is going to win, and it sure as hell ain't gonna be the fat guy in the diaper. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R: Team T-Shirts Of The 24 Hours Of LeMons!
Since our last LeMons team T-shirt post my shirt collection has nearly doubled; not only do I get them as bribes from teams, but Chief Perp Lamm has kindlydumpedgiven his collectiononto me. More » -
#carculture
Porsche Family Private Watch Collection Up For Auction
Hodinkee just tipped us that 49 watches from the Porsche family private collection are up for auction at Bonhams. The best part? With many around $1,600, you could actually afford to own a Porsche heirloom. Full catalog below. More » -
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Killjoy Tattles On Drive-Through Bikini Coffee Shop Customers
A Washington man doesn't like coffee shops with scantily clad baristas, so he's staking the establishments out and then encouraging boycotts of businesses if one of their employees patronizes while driving a company car. Grade A, 100%, jerk. More » -
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Mystery Seat From 20R Sprite Hell Project Lives On In Illegal Soapbox Derby Racer
The Illegal Soapbox Derby race was to be held in San Francisco over Halloween weekend, and four-time DOTS honoree WhatWouldJesseDo needed a driver's seat for his race car. More » -
#lolcars
Amazon Users Hack Steering Wheel Laptop Desk Page, Show Outcome Of Use
We were all set to rip on this steering wheel-mounted laptop desk when we discovered that Amazon's own users had already done it for us. The reasons why driving and blogging don't mix below.
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Bernd Rosemeyer, Now In Chocolate Form
You can buy a bar of Belgian chocolate with Bernd Roseyemer’s Auto Union Type C on the wrapper. Just make sure you don’t exceed 270 MPH while eating it. More » -
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#formulaone
Meet Fernando Alonso, the Human Nutcracker
Think you’ve got what it takes to handle a Formula 1 car? Before you rush headfirst into that carbon fiber tub, take the Nut Test—as demonstrated by Ferrari’s new driver Fernando Alonso. More » -
#lolcars
Traumatize Your Kids With Road Kill Plush Toys
It's almost Halloween, which means it's almost Thanksgiving, which means it's almost Christmas, so you'll need to start buying gifts yesterday. Why not consider one of these lovely road kill plush toys for little Timmy or Suzie? More » -
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Road Kill Toys
Grind passed away on 3rd June 2007 aged 4, after being flattened by a Skandia Juggernaut on the A34 southbound. Born on 3rd August 2003, Grind was educated at Barley Buck's Special Needs School, where he excelled at hopping and basketweaving. Grind was a dedicated and valued member of the Worcester Communist Organisation for 2 years. Grind is survived by 51 brothers, 83 sisters, 154 cousins, 211 nephews and 179 nieces (at time of press). A short service will be held at St Bartholomew's Methodist Church, little Dorking. All inquiries to his best friend Splodge the Hedgehog, 01892 522 429. More » -
#crashweek
They're The World's Most Expensive Cars- Let's SMASH 'EM UP!
The Kenner SSP (Super Sonic Power) toy cars of the Early Malaise Era were pretty cool, but they got orders of magnitude better when parts flew off during crashes! More » -
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In The Lower 48 States, McDonald's Is Never More Than A 145-Mile Drive
If you go to northwest South Dakota, between Meadow and Glad Valley, there you will find the furthest spot from any McDonald's in the contiguous United States, a depressingly local 145 miles by car. More » -
#newcars
Not Content With Making Counterfeit $100 Bills, North Korea Also Makes Cars!
North Korea is known for producing quality fake Benjamins, industrial-strength methamphetamine, phony Marlboros, and plutonium. Did you know that North Korea also builds new cars? Peace Motors builds Italian, Chinese, and Japanese knockoffs. More » -
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Rodem M-1: Japanese Wheelchair Of The Future
A wheelchair? On Jalopnik? Yes, because not only do we all get old and still have a need for some sweet wheels, but the Rodem M-1 has a cleaner front end than anything currently in the Acura lineup. More » -
#carnovelties
For $4,000, I'd want my Oakleys CNC-milled from solid carbon fiber too. [Autoblog]
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Purisme's Carbon Fiber Pipe Can Be Yours For Only $2700
Fancy a smoke in your super car? Austrian design shop, Purisme, has also got a letter opener, a yo-yo and a bracelet for sale—all for super car prices. Buy them in Vienna or order them online. [Purisme] -
#driveshaftthroughtheskull
Another Batch Of Driveshaft Through The Skull Shirts Available!
I've been working on Walker Canada to print up some cheap Noch Ein Scheiß-E30 shirts for our readers, but no dice on that effort so far. However, he did make some more DTTS shirts! More » -
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Porsche 917 Chair: Feel Like You're Going 250 MPH While Sitting Still
Fantasies of beating Ferrari at Le Mans without leaving your dining room shall now be addressed by Torgny Fjeldskaar’s Ch.air Motorsports carbon fiber chair, based on the Gulf-liveried Porsche 917 race car. More »
