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more about #mitsubishilancersportback more comments → If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: Is this comment after the watershed? Yes? That was fucking retarded. more » MushyHeirloom: I love the giant phallic spire in front of the fireworks. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: I missed the part where he pantomimes the milkman showing up. more » Bentoboxx, My Tank is full of it: That hand motion at the railroad tracks....Is he explaining what happens to you after you are married??? more » Cognitive Friction: If you were driving and you saw somebody pantomiming like that while they were alone in a car with a child...would you even roll down the window befor... more » Jo Schmo: I have never been able to get a crossing arm to open that way... more » Barry_Badrinath: I thought Jimmy Johnson was from El Cajon! more » Ash78, cube farmer: Damn, that killed really garbled the crux of the ad. Your guesses were as close as I can get. more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Come on, it's not that bad. Aside from that, I'm still trying to decide if I'd want "FQ" badges on my car. more » bzr: Sure, being an automotive journalist might seem glamourous and exciting, what with Ford giving you free drinks so you can hit on the Maserati booth pr... more » -
#adwatch
Mitsubishi Lancer "Birds And Bees" Ad Touts Tired Innuendo-Laden Humor
Nothing says subversive and edgy like issuing a press release about how subversive and edgy your scandalous, innuendo-laden TV spot is for the new Mitsubishi Lancer Sportback. More » -
#2009mitsubishilancersportbackralliart
2009 Mitsubishi Lancer Sportback, Ralliart Break Cover Early On Way To Paris
We knew to expect the 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer Sportback and 2009 Mitsubishi Lancer Sportback Ralliart to see an official reveal at the Paris Motor Show next week ever since we saw the Lancer Prototype-S in Geneva earlier this year. It looks like we don't even need to go to the French capital, as a bevy of shots of the two new Lancer sportbacks have broken free of the confines of their embargoes to show us what we'll see live next week. More »
