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more about #miniclubman more comments → MushyHeirloom: The license plates are incorrect. These are clearly not manly. At all. more » dwegmull comments for the purpose of obscurity: My favorite useless goofy MINI accessory is the Openometer on the new convertible... more » Jeb_Hoge: Pokes you in the ass if you forget to buckle up. more » Uncle Bo: Sounds to me like MINI stole Murilee's 1982 Datsun voice warning box and packaged it into the Official Car of The American Metrosexual. more » Skunky: Mini fails for calling it "Mission Control" and not slapping some European Space Agency decals on it. more » PowerTryp, Starless wonder.: Ground control to major tomGround control to major tomTake your protein pills and put your helmet on Ground control to major tomCommencing countdown, ... more » SirNotAppearing: Many Mini models made, Mayfair models maroon! more » SirNotAppearing: Brown is beautiful. more » Maymar: I expect next they'll do the MINI Clubman Ground Control, it'd be one spacious oddity. In the British tradition, however, the electrics will be crap, ... more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): The car will have certain "dialogues" with the driver Mayfair: "Say, be a love and fetch me some fresh oil from the shops, would you? And please slow ... more » .357: It will also tell the driver what their ratings are on the Cock-O-Meter, the Soccer-Mom meter or the Hipster-Meter. more » John Krewson: And all the girls go SQUEEEEEEEE! I swear, why don't they just make the brown-with-pink-stripes model already and be done with it? more » Novaload: I passed what appeared to be a Clubman the other day--it just looked like another Mini but with an ass deformity of some kind. more » Deartháir II: That's because the Clubman is an ugly, fat piece of junk. Sorry, I'm bitter. I saw a REAL Mini yesterday. You know, the Mr. Bean Minis. There really i... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: That puss would look better in boots. more » -
#newcars
MINI 50 Mayfair, Camden Launch With "Mission Control"
MINI released two new special editions today at the MINI United Festival at Silverstone to celebrate fifty years of motoring. They're called the MINI 50 Mayfair and MINI 50 Camden. But what's this Mission Control thing? More » -
#adwatch
"The Other MINI" Ad Campaign Is Clever, Somewhat Strange
BMW's MINI Group loves clever ads to push their products. These "The Other MINI" ads are particularly sly, painting the Clubman as a black sheep in the family, like other familial outliers. More » -
#mini
1978: The Best Mini Yet!
Even in the throes of its seemingly endless decline and fall, British Leyland was still able to get one car more or less right: the tough little Mini. More » -
#genevamotorshow
MINI One Clubman: Small And Cheap
Looking for a Mini Clubman with less power and fewer options? You're in luck Grandma Didorosi! The new MINI One Clubman delivers all those things and will debut at the Geneva Motor Show. More » -
#tenbestcarsforafallweekendtrip
Ten Best Cars For A Fall Weekend Trip
Fall's crisp winds, wet roads and bright foliage are here. But just because it's no longer summer doesn't mean you can't enjoy a weekend driving trip. Just as the leaves change so do the driving conditions, meaning it's time to trade in that soft-top convertible for something a little better suited to the autumn climate. Below is our list of ten vehicles and ten trips for a perfect fall weekend. More » -
