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more about #michaelschumacher more comments → PatFromGundo: Think they'll let him have #4? more » Brian: So, who's gonna play Stig, then? Does Jezzer know about this?!? more » mr_dude: So what? All retired people drive mercs. more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I've like F1 so much more since he retired. And an Alles Deutscher Mercedes team might annoy a lot of people. But maybe Bernie would put on a Sudete... more » Maxichamp: F*&&! Will Driver's Champions please stop taking away Nick Heidfeld's spot? First Button took his spot at McLaren, now the Chin at Merc GP?! more » Elhigh: Sit your ass back down on the bench, Brett, er, Lance, er...who is it this time? more » DoctorNine: So this is like when you break up with that chick that you thought wasn't all that, and then you start getting lonely on Saturday night, and you tell ... more » tenbeers: Schumacher looks like Parker Lewis in that photo. /and now you'll have that theme song stuck in your head all morning #ferrari more » Pessimippopotamus: It's inevitable, so I'll just come out and say it. "crack"pipe. #ferrari more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Presenter in middle: "And here, on my left, we have an example of how not to dress.- regardless of how much money you have." Presenter: "Moving along... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I prefer my racing to be free range. Enjoy your stadiums. #raceofchampions more » Scandinavian Flick: Too bad it wasn't a Lamborghini. Then it could be a bull in a China shop. www.instantrimshot.com #ferrari more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Oh- so it's a profit scheme. Now I get it. Well boy- that sure does take the pressure off. #ferrari more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Am I being excessively grumpy if I think this is one of the most boring forms of racing imaginable? #raceofchampions more » Pessimippopotamus: Aber natürlich! #raceofchampions more » -
#formulaone
Report: Michael Schumacher Talking To Mercedes About F1 Comeback
Cold hearted killer and David Hasselhoff enthusiast Michael Schumacher is reportedly in talks with Mercedes about coming back to F1. Guess all that talk of replacing Felipe Massa made him pine for his glory days. [PlanetF1] -
#auctions
Ferrari 599 China Auctioned Off For $1.8 Million
Here's the plan: paint Song Dynasty Ge Kiln pottery patterns on a Ferrari 599, call it the "China" then auction it off for a cool $1.8 million at a Beijing gala event of Ferrari owners swooning over Michael Schumacher. More » -
#racingnews
Germans Are Ze Master Race Of Champions, Again
Michael Schumacher and his buddy Sebastian Vettel picked up another Race of Champions Nations Cup victory for Team Germany after besting China, Finland and England. The Americans nearly won, but Vettel put the hurt on both Foust and Pastrana. [RallyBuzz] -
#newcars
VIDEO: Michael Schumacher Wears Skin-Tight Black T-Shirt, Talks Ferrari 458 Italia
Listen to Michael Schumacher talk about "performance" of the Ferrari 458 Italia from this video on the Italian stallion-adorned brand's YouTube page. It leaves us with only one question — is Schumi living in Jersey these days? More » -
#topgear
The Stig's Identity Still Captivates Uninformed Brits
Though we've already told you The Stig 's Michael Schumacher, it appears Brits still consider Stiggie's identity to be the biggest mystery of the century. Ahead of who killed JFK and the Loch Ness Monster. Silly Brits. [Daily Star] -
#carstars
Twelve Ridiculous Celebrity Car Poses
Celebrities have access to some of the world's greatest cars. With some help from our readers we've found these twelve horrifying instances of them abusing, perverting and ignoring this privilege. More » -
#formulaone
Schumacher Cancels F1 Comeback
Don't call it a comeback, because Schumi ain't coming back. Michael Schumacher's called off an eagerly-anticipated Formula One comeback with Ferrari because he hasn't recovered from a neck injury sustained in a motorcycling accident earlier this year. Sorry Felipe! More » -
#formulaone
First Footage of Michael Schumacher Back in an F1 Car
Watch the recently returned winner of 91 races practice at Mugello in Kimi Raikkönen’s 2007 championship-winning car. More » -
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#topgear
The Stig Ute-lizes Top Gear Test Track
Who better to hoon the properly batshit Australian Holden HSV Ute than The Stig? Of course, now he's got a new ride. [TopGear.com] -
#formulaone
Senna, Fangio and Brabham: Three Drivers, Eleven World Titles
This photograph was taken at the 1990 Australian Grand Prix, which was the 500th Formula One race held. Ayrton Senna is all grins after taking the world title at the previous race at Suzuka. More » -
#formulaone
When Schumacher Attacks!
Statistically, Michael Schumacher is the greatest F1 driver ever. But with machine-like ability comes cold, sometimes violent, calculation. With Schumacher returning to F1, other drivers need to be afraid. Very afraid. More » -
#formulaone
Michael Schumacher Returns To F1
As we speculated, Michael Schumacher will be taking over driving duties from injured Felipe Massa "until the Brazilian driver will be able to race again." Schumi's first race will be the European Grand Prix on 23 August. [EVO] More » -
#formulaone
Will Michael Schumacher Come Back to Drive Felipe Massa’s Ferrari?
As Felipe Massa is still being tended to in a Hungarian hospital, the rumors have begun to fly: who will drive his car at the next race? An obvious choice has emerged in the sport’s greatest champion. More » -
#formulaone
Formula One Through Tilt-Shift Lenses
Originally developed for architectural photography, tilting and shifting lenses are much more than gadgets for turning cars into toys. Professionals even use them to document the ins and outs of Formula One. Mega-sized gallery below. More » -
#topgear
Is The Stig Really Michael Schumacher?
Lifting Stig's helmet and revealing the Teutonic features of former F1 champ Michael Schumacher certainly made for some great TV. However, the German race car driver is not Top Gear's Stig. Or, we should say, he's not the only Stig. More » -
#topgear
And The Stig Is...
The first episode of Top Gear Season 13 is airing in the UK right now, but we can already reveal the true identity of The Stig. His identity below...if you can handle the spoiler. More » -
#topgear
Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson's providing further confirmation today to our report, first seen here, that the Stig's none other than former F1 racer Michael Schumacher, confirming Stiggie will be unmasked on tomorrow night's episode of BBC's epic motoring show. More » -
#topgear
Top Gear Season 13, Trailer 2: Schumacher Arrives At School
In this second adorable Top Gear Season 13 Trailer, James May finally gets the girl and a a shy new kid arrives at school. Is it a tiny Michael Schumacher? We guess we'll have to watch on Sunday. [via MotorWard] -
#topgear
So, Is Michael Schumacher The Stig?
Our exclusive report claiming Michael Schumacher is The Stig has generated quite the controversy this morning. So much in fact that we decided to call up our contacts at the BBC for a comment. So, is it true?
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#topgear
The Stig Is Michael Schumacher?
According to an audience member at the first episode of Top Gear Season 13, the Stig was revealed to be none other than a Ferrari FXX-driving Michael Schumacher! Full report below, plus one more shot of the FXX. UPDATE below! More »
