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more about #michaeljackson more comments → LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Awe for fuck sake! I'm switching myself off for a while and maybe, just maybe the world will be back to normal. I second that facepalm Tomsk more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: I have to agree with the polar bear cub on this one. more » Pessimippopotamus: I don't care what it is, it's scaring the crap out of me. more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Did the image invite little boys to come sit on its face? Then it isn't the real MJ. more » VoxPopuli: I dunno. Looks sort of like Alanis Morissette to me. Or maybe even Mary Tyler Moore with a wig. Close enough, I guess. more » Syrax: He looks a little Canadian: more » engineerd: I would be skeptical, but that car doesn't look too old for Jackson to be on it. more » watertiger: call me a skeptic, but that looks a little photoshopped... more » P161911 probably shoudn't have: First Jon-Bennet Ramsey, than Natalie Holloway, now Michael Jackson. I'm really tired of seeing nothing but dead white girls on the news. more » Nic Fit: "Car bonnet?" more » Mobius: "The obvious explanation is that it seems to be some sort of cloud formation" No s**t, Sherlock. And 'What is Michael Jackson doing on my car bon... more » Rhymenocerous: Can we talk about the more troubling thing about this picture, which is that it is terrible? I think he's going to have trouble selling that car. more » Mobius: Tell me, what do you see? more » homoviper: Looks more like this to me. Of course, when the Saw posters first started appearing in subway stations, I remember wondering when Michael Jackson star... more » Danimal: Reminds me more of this more » -
#lolcars
Angelic Michael Jackson Image Appears On Car Hood
Just 13 hours after his death, Michael Jackson made a cameo appearance on the hood of this car in England. Could the king of pop be performing miracles from the grave?
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#adwatch
Michael Jackson's Funeral Procession Sponsored By Land Rover, Rolls Royce Dealer
The shameless commercialization of Michael Jackson's death continues as Land Rover Encino's providing Range Rovers and Rolls Royces to the Jackson family for the day's transport. Free product placement all day.
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#lolcars
Repo Man Recovering Delorean Kicked In Taint By Michael Jackson Impersonator
We saw this video hours ago and we're still trying to recover from the sheer WTF-ness of it. Suffice to say the headline delivers as promised. Also, there is no hope for humanity. More » -
#celebrities
Remember The Time Michael Jackson Transformed Into An Italian Sports Car?
We all remember the late Michael Jackson for being a bit eccentric, but do you remember the time he was secretly a wedged Italian sports car? Specifically, a Lancia Stratos Zero? More » -
#celebritycars
Michael Jackson's Creepy Neverland Fire Engine
Were you interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland GMC Fire Engine when the now-deceased King of Pop put it up for auction in April, then canceled it? Our guess is you'll get a second shot. Macabre thoughts? Sure. [Julien's Auctions] -
#offbeatnews
Michael Jackson's Tacky Rolls Royce Limo Going To Auction
Things haven't been great for Michael Jackson since the whole "child molestation trial" thing. Leaving the country and hemorrhaging money isn't helping either. Auctioning off his incredibly gaudy Rolls Royce limousine, however, might help. More »
