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more about #michaelbay more comments → philibuster: Dear God, No. How does this guy get money to make these? Michael Bay must die. more » cgates1: I like the watercooled Lewis guns from The Great War. Although I'm not sure how effective a .30 caliber machine gun would be against anything other t... more » Number_Six: All the doomsday fans (the 2012 is kickin in, yo!) will use this as further proof the world is ending. And I agree with them. more » Joe Valasek: Ya know, I actually liked the second transformers movie. It wasn't a masterpiece, but it was about exactly what I expected. For those who didn't li... more » Dr. H. F. Danger: Looks like you could incapacitate it with a bat. Looks coo, but is lame for a fighting robot. "YOU DAMN KIDS GET OFF MY CYBERTRON!" more » ImpeachHim: I love it. Steam punk Autobot. more » Quattro-luvr: Cool, the Model T has Vickers guns! more » Number_Six: Friggin hell! They need to make a Transformers movie set in the 1920s! more » SirNotAppearing: I enjoyed the first. A lot. Transformers 2 was the most joyless, soul-crushingly, mind-numbingly awful experience. I was actually mad when I left the ... more » smalleyxb122: Hopefully, it won't be as [pejorative] as the second installment. We know that there will be some [expletive] sweet explosions, but hopefully they wo... more » pauljones: On the bright side, if Megan Fox continues the trend of being more and more scantily clad in each movie that she is in, she should be running around i... more » Fat Tire: Do you have to start it with a hand crank? more » Jo Schmo: *yawn* more » GeeHalen: So which character will be a Chevy Volt painted in star-spangled banner? more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Perv? No. Legend? I'd have to see the vid before deciding... more » -
#transformers3
Bay: "Transformers 3 Coming July 1st, 2011"
Director Michael Bay, the master of robogasmic disaster, announced yesterday Transformers 3 just started pre-production and this next installment in his three-part GM commercial is coming July 1st, 2011. To commemorate, here's what a Model T Autobot would look like. More » -
#transformers
Michael Bay Is A Perv, Makes Megan Fox Wash Ferrari
44-year old Transformers 2 director Michael Bay made 23-year old Megan Fox wash his Ferrari as part of her audition for the film. The best part? He filmed it. More » -
#transformers
Decepticon Baddie Revealed By Sam Witwicky
"The initial spark of his look [was] the actual Decepticon logo. He's the ancestor, the first version of this exoskeleton," said Shia LaBeouf, revealing this first shot of "The Fallen," the villain from Transformers 2. More » -
#superbowladwatch
Transformers 2 Trailer Goes Live Ahead Of Super Bowl
Michael Bay's explosiongasmic Transformers 2 trailer has dropped before tonight's Super Bowl. Watch in horror as a giant one-wheeled Devastator destroys Vegas and in amazement as a Decepticon transforms into an Audi R8. More » -
