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more about #mclarenslr more comments → dulcamara: Lemons car. Make offer. more » bmoreDLJ: I think being banned from driving anything but a rusty Trabant with half a horsepower left would be just punishment for these demony prędkości. more » Turboner: Don't they have trackdays in Poland? Or somewhere these fools can be embarassed by a good driver in an ordinary car? more » z0iid: but who won? more » ws6chicken: Being up on my polish: It was two brothers racing. The Mercedes was bought the day before the accident and the Ferrari a week before. Apparently ... more » C4_4life: Damn, that's a tough car. Obviously it's more of a Merc than Mclaren. Why make the structure so strong? It doesn't need it! With that all carbon fiber... more » kingofthering does not think you'll hover your pointer over this to read the whole thing: It's SLR guy's Polish cousin! more » RandomArt: Moron in McLaren molests myriad of modern motors more » Alfisted: How does the Polish SLR driver know how to put on his underwear? Racing stripe goes in back. more » Peugeot--Making Bicycles Once Again: Blame the drivers all you want, but I place the blame on Jalopnik. I am sure these guys were having the same the discussion my co-workers and I were h... more » nataku8_e30: Damn submarine screen door manufacturing tycoons! more » Alfisted: Q: How many Polacks does it take to be an asshat? A: One, just like anywhere else. more » 01NB, now with less 01NB: As the saying goes: A FOOL AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED. Or in this case, smashed to parts. more » Number_Six: Sadly, given the state of Polish politics, the plutocrats involved will escape punishment of any kind, whilst some of those who lost their vehicles wi... more » bmoreDLJ: See Poland...THIS is why you can't have nice things...like missile defence against Russ---er, Iran... This would have turned out much differently had... more » -
#crashweek
McLaren SLR Crashes, Destroys Surrounding Cars In Ferrari Street Race
A moron in a Mercedes McLaren SLR and a moron in a Ferrari were allegedly racing mid-day in Poland when the moron in the SLR crashed, destroying four surrounding cars and, miraculously, killing no one. It's a Crash Week miracle!
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#redgoldslrguy
The Fabulous Lifestyle of Ueli Anlicker, The Red Gold SLR Guy
When we saw the Red Gold SLR this morning, we had no idea its creator would become our new hero. He even keeps shots of his model girlfriend's boobs on his gold-plated laptop. NSFW More » -
#customcars
Ruby-Covered Red Gold Mercedes SLR: Ronald McDonald's Wet Dream
This very special Mercedes SLR McLaren Red Gold Dream has been adorned with 500 rubies and 14k gold, transforming a once unassuming super car into something truly eye-catching. More » -
#tunercars
RENNtech 777: An SLR McLaren To Out-AMG AMG
Never one to let well-enough alone, or to admit there is such a thing as well-enough, über-tuners RENNtech have taken the SLR 722 and tuned it up to 777 HP. More » -
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#photoshopcontest
Douche Wrecks Mercedes McLaren SLR, Thus Is Born "SLR Guy"
Let's say you're out in the Italian countryside with your bestest, wealthy car collector buddy and he lets you behind the wheel of a $600,000 Mercedes McLaren SLR. Of course, being a douche, you'll find it necessary to take a shot of yourself in front of said SLR posing in your most douche-like stance after you've just wrecked it into a pile of bricks. Yes, you are that guy. Seeing as this bright young chap's "after" picture is readily photoshoppable, we believe it's time to create a legend out of this d-bag — this — "SLR Guy." Below you'll find how you can help — as well as our own crack at showing off our newly-found P-shop skills. More »
