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more about #maybach more comments → FrankGrimes: Snorting pixie sticks on the way to vegas and reading Hunter S. Thompson on the kindle. #maybachzeppelin more » FrankGrimes: Medicinal marijuana rolled into some rich people joints and a roach clip? #maybachzeppelin more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Aaggghhh! And thus, Maybach Lady joins SLR Guy in my pantheon of nightmare characteers. Maybe she's his auntie or something? #maybachzeppelin more » Alfisted: Until now, I had no idea that Elaine is a two-face. #maybachzeppelin more » Strega07: This image will haunt my dreams... #maybachzeppelin more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: "license and registration please." -okay officer, right away. "is your passenger related to you?" -umm, wow, i forgot she was back there, no sir, t... more » mytdawg: Waiting for Mark Sanford? #maybachzeppelin more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Free Piercings, While U Wait!! #maybachzeppelin more » mytdawg: Planning her next marriage and subsequent divorce from the guy that's going to buy her a Boeing. He just doesn't know it yet. /not bitter #maybachze... more » Tanshanomi: What's she doing? Scaring me. #maybachzeppelin more » SundaySunday: My thoughts at the 0:42 mark: #maybachzeppelin more » tony-e30: She's apparently just leaving Max Mosley's house. #maybachzeppelin more » weatherman: Pull my finger. No, really, pull my finger. #maybachzeppelin more » bmoreDLJ: Oh, the Olfaction! #maybachzeppelin more » bmoreDLJ: NEO What Is This Woman Doing In Her Maybach Zeppelin? MORPHEUS (V.O.) I'm not sure. But, if you don't want to find out, you better get out of there.... more » -
#lolcars
What Is This Woman Doing In Her Maybach Zeppelin?
Pricing on the new Maybach Zeppelin will start at $524,000. It even comes with a unique, custom scent. That doesn't explain this horrifying press photo Daimler sent out yesterday. -
#lolcars
Ten Worst Cars To Have Sex In
Earlier this week, the masculoids at Ask Men released their list of the ten best cars to have sex in — complete with positions. After careful deliberation we're prepared to warn you off these ten worst, complete with reasons. More » -
#carpocalypse
One Car That Needs To Die... And Nine On Death Row
Many cars have been killed because of the Carpocalypse. But we don't think the bloodbath should be over. With the help of Jalopnik readers we've identified nine on death row and one that should be read its last rights. More » -
#maybachzeppelin
Maybach Zeppelin Revealed Ahead Of Geneva Coronation
Maybach is reincarnating the Zeppelin badge for its floundering reincarnated luxury brand. The Maybach Zeppelin, set for a 2009 Geneva Motor Show debut, is the crème de la crème de la crème. More » -
#foundonebay
Maybach 62S Landaulet: Buy It Now On EBay For Just $2.2 Million
Yes, the Maybach 62S Landaulet is obnoxiously luxurious. With that rollback canvas roof, it offers conspicuous consumption on a Citigroup-like level, but $2.2 million as a "Buy it now" eBay price is a bit steep. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: The $3,500,000 Maybach SW38 Roadster?
You're a hard-to-please bunch, with only 17% of you opining that the $50,000 Porsche 928 was nicely priced. Today we're going with a much, much cooler vintage German machine… at 70 times the price! More » -
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#fromthemailbag
Jalopnik Reader Requests Armored Maybach for Azerbaijani President?
We get some strange requests here at Jalopnik. Sometimes those requests are admittedly from some very strange people. But the e-mail we got last night was by far the most strange request we've seen in quite some time. It's from a man named Rustam Mamedov. If it's the same Rustam Mamedov we found in a quick Google search, then we're under the impression the President of Azerbaijan is looking for an armored Maybach 62 S — but only in black. Full e-mail after the jump. More »
