Jalopnik 
Enter your username and password.
-
more about #lolcars more comments → HoonThatFerrari: Kinda silly/funny, kinda stupid. In other words, almost exactly like a Will Ferrell movie. My only objection is the name... can't believe he neglecte... more » Novaload: Guys, guys, guys. I sent this to Murilee quite a while back and he did invite the loony behind it to a Lemons function, I do believe, and posted it. G... more » Turboner: The lobster conductor is a nice touch. more » Elhigh: I can see a few of these bolted to the top of the V8olvo at the next LeMons, belting out some Molly Hatchet. more » Clown Shoe Pilot: This was cool for the first 30 minutes it was at the first Houston LeMons race. By the end of the day Sunday, it was WAY old. more » Elhigh: THEY LIGHT THE HECK UP. WHAT IS UP WITH THAT. more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Drop some LSD and watch it again. more » FrankGrimes: can they do brass monkey? more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: If anyone else is experiencing deja vu, here's why. [jalopnik.com] Zany enough to warrant a second mention, though. more » Alfisted: He must like fish sticks. more » JC Whitless: Please kill this with fire. Or cook it with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, br... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Now let's see it jump a shark. more » bmoreDLJ: Saw this at Artscape in Baltimore. It was quite the crowdmaker. more » Turboner: Needs more belly jewel. more » Turboner: Wow. I mean, ow. Somebody, say "ow." more » -
#lolcars
The Sashimi Tabernacle Choir: A Volvo Covered In 200 Linux-Linked Singing Fish And Lobsters
Richard Carter affixed over 200 novelty singing fish and lobsters to a Volvo 240, linked them with a Linux operating system and got them to sing and dance in unison to create the "Sashimi Tabernacle Choir." Weird? Annoying? Cool? Yes. -
#lolcars
Transit Authority Rap: I Got 99 Problems, And A Bus Ain't One
The Bluegrass State is a strange place, and Louisville, its largest city, is home to some weird and wonderful stuff. If you ever find yourself in the 'Ville and have to ride the bus, use a bike rack. Fool. More » -
#lolcars
How To Uncute Teddy Bear Wheels
Ronal’s teddy bear wheels are a signpost on our culture’s march towards all-encompassing cuteness. But there’s a simple way to turn them into ursine wheels of doom. More » -
#lolcars
Man Drives Bull Around In Custom Convertible Pontiac Grand Am
We thought we'd run the story of a man, his bull, and a convertible-ized Grand Am some time in the past; but we can't find it. No matter, it's both funny and unbelievable enough to be verified true by Snopes. More » -
#lolcars
Blue Shift Bumper Sticker Cracks Up Our Inner Physics Nerd
"Blue shift" is when a fast-moving observation point approaches a slow-moving light source, shifting the perceived color of the slow-moving body towards the more-energetic blue. If you see this bumper sticker in blue, you're going way too fast. [FunnyJunk] -
#scarycars
The Ten Cars That Scare The Crap Out Of Us
Some cars were born to be driven, some to be lusted after, and a few designed to be feared. With assistance from our frightened readers we've singled out the ten cars that scare the crap out of us. More » -
#lolcars
A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
The pun may be the lowest form of comedy, but it's an appropriate medium for mocking increasingly hackneyed car names. Can you get what they are before clicking on the picture for an answer? More » -
#lolcars
Some Say The Stig Lives In Texas
All we know is he's driving a Holden-badged Pontiac GTO in Austin, Texas. (Hat tip to Tim!)
-
-
#lolcars
Google Street View Cam Attacked By Bird Crap
In what's perhaps the most cogent critique yet of Google's seen-by-some-as-privacy-invading Street View program, a bird crapped right on a surveillance vehicle's panoramic camera lens. Touche!
More »
-
#lolcars
California Car Wash Hates Pontiac Fieros
A car wash in El Dorado, California absolutely will not wash Pontiac Fieros for reasons we can't even begin to comprehend. In fact, they've even gone so far as to ban them in writing. More » -
#lolcars
Hurricane Ida Buries Porsche Cayman In North Carolina Beach
The No'reaster/Hurricane Ida combo passing over the East coast last week wreaked a fair bit of havoc. It even managed to sink a Porsche Cayman into the sand of Cape Hatteras, North Carolina. Best buried treasure ever? [Asylum] -
#lolcars
Toyota Cartoon Explains To Kids Why Their Cars All Look Alike
This screen-cap is from a cartoon Toyota produced to help kids understand how their cars are made. It starts with a meeting, charts and one paranoid engineer noticing "they all look the same..." [Toyota] -
#lolcars
BMW Owner Wants Car Repo'd So He Can Buy An M3
Demonstrating the kind of financial savvy that keeps "gold investment" firms in business, a poster at Bimmer Forums wants his 5-series repossessed so he can buy the M3 he wants. It's brilliant/awful and doesn't even appear to be a troll! More » -
#lolcars
Hyundai Billboard Ironically Uses BMW V10
In Bucharest, this billboard boasts of Hyundai Motor Service's attention to detail. They even have a weirdo white-gloved robotic-hand carefully dusting off the BMW E60 M5 V-10 engine pictured. Oops. (Hat tip to Shitty Mf, we're not kidding) [Mibz] -
#bestten
The Ten Best Cheap, Oddball Daily Drivers
Like you, we spend lots of time wondering how much dependable rolling quirk we can buy for a buck. As it turns out, the answer is "not much." Here are ten killer deals on practical, four-wheeled odd. More » -
#carpocalypse
Daily Show: Cash For Clunkers Killing "$14 Billion" Demolition Derby Industry
The Daily Show took on Cash For Clunkers last night for hurting the "$14 billion" demolition derby industry. Their chart's striking in thatAmericans are eating more beetswe thought corn-dogs were a larger part of the economic pie. More » -
#lolcars
Mitsubishi Fan-Boys Draw Clever Parallel Between Delica Van And A Hand Basket
Sure, but at least you'd also be in quirky Japanese people carrier heaven. [via CarChat] -
#lolcars
Nerds Modify Oldsmobile For iPhone Control, Go Car Surfing
Give nerds enough time and they'll come up with some crazy stuff. Example: this Oldsmobile Delta modified with servo actuators and operated wirelessly via iPhone. Of course, with that working, it only makes sense to go car-surfing. [Gizmodo] -
#adwatch
"Poop Explosion" Coats Holden Interior In Aussie Diaper Ad
Babies are, basically, tiny humans with a propensity for making enormous messes. This Holden Captiva learns that the hard way when a baby has a "number 3" — you know, a "poop explosion" — in this Australian diaper ad. Gross. -
#lolcars
Everyone Watch As This Neon Burns
We're not sure why this video from OMG! Spoon of a Dodge Neon en fuego outside a radiator shop's so fascinating. Maybe because it's like an analogy for Chrysler's small car strategy. Also, we think the Ranger driver did it.
