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#lolcars
The Ten Most Obnoxious Limo Conversions
Years ago man looked upon a car and said "that's not long enough for me." It's been downhill ever since. With the help of our readers here's Jalopnik's list of the ten most obnoxious limo conversions. More » -
#autoerotica
Eight Most Sexually Suggestive Car Names
When automakers choose car names they often try to evoke strength, performance and desirability — sometimes that last one goes a bit too far. Below, our list of the eight most sexually suggestive car names. More » -
#extremevehicles
The Land Vehicles of Antarctica
Antarctica is one of the most extreme climates in the world, inhabited by approximately 1,000 to 5,000 researchers and support staff. Surviving in this barren penguin-inhabited wasteland requires some of the most extreme land vehicles in the world. More » -
#roadtrips
The Ten Worst States To Drive Across
We've already covered ten great states to drive across, but now with your help, we've isolated the ten cross-state trips you won't want to take. More » -
#carpocalypse
Ten Most Exotic Cars Destroyed By Cash For Clunkers
Though the most popular vehicle destroyed under Cash For Clunkers was the Ford Explorer, there were also AMGs, Rolls-Royces and even a LaForza crushed. The ten most exotic cars that fools parted with below. Click through if you dare. More » -
#adwatch
Ten Surprisingly Graphic Street Advertisements
With fewer people reading and more people Tivoing, advertisers are turning back to the outdoor ad. Naturally, they're injecting sex, violence and butt jokes to get them noticed. Ten graphic, and often bootylicious outdoor advertisements below. NSFW. More » -
#rentalcarreacharound
Eight Real Excuses Given To Rental Car Companies
Europcar, one of the largest rental companies in Europe, has heard some crazy excuses for why their rental vehicles came back late or damaged. The eight most hilarious excuses below. More » -
#carpocalypse
One Car That Needs To Die... And Nine On Death Row
Many cars have been killed because of the Carpocalypse. But we don't think the bloodbath should be over. With the help of Jalopnik readers we've identified nine on death row and one that should be read its last rights. More » -
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#roadtrips
Ten Great International Driving Trips
Following yesterday's sojourn across the United States we'd open our minds and borders with ten great international drives chosen from the "Drives of a Lifetime" list from National Geographic: Traveler. More » -
#pacecars
Twelve Awesome Pace Cars
The only way to guarantee you're out at front in any race is to be in a pace car. We've picked out these twelve best featured below with the help of our readers. More » -
#carstars
Twelve Ridiculous Athlete Car Poses
Like other celebrities, athletes and cars are both appreciated for the their stats, yet the combination of the two doesn't necessarily guarantee a great photo op. Don't believe us? Just check out these ridiculous athletes posing with cars below. More » -
#autosales
Ten Great Cars No One Ever Bought
Bad timing, bad marketing and bad pricing have all killed a number of great cars. With a little help we've identified these ten great cars that sold like complete crap. More » -
#memorialdaymetal
The Ten Coolest American Military Land Vehicles
Is there a better way to honor those who served than honoring the vehicles they served in? Probably. But there's no more Jalopnik way of doing it than with a list of fierce olive American metal.
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#swissmiss
Top 11 Concept Cars Of The 2009 Geneva Motor Show
The 2009 Geneva Motor Show's overwhelmed us with hi-tech, futuristic concept cars. Our Swiss friend Gehard the Bookie makes sense of it all by giving us the odds of these rolling testbeds seeing production.
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#novelties
Car & Driver: 10Worst Award Winners In Auto Buff Book History
Auto buff books have given out some respected awards to some very disrespected vehicles. Renault Alliance as a 10Best? The new Thunderbird as Motor Trend COTY? Ouch. C&D ironically presents the ten most embarassing. [CarandDriver.com] -
#detroitautoshow
The 11 Most Depressing Moments Of The 2009 Detroit Auto Show
Just because we had fun at the Detroit Auto Show doesn't mean there weren't somber moments. In fact, most moments were. Here are the 11 most depressing moments from the 2009 Detroit Auto Show.
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#decembertoremember
Ten New Cars Cheap Enough To Gift This Holiday
Looking to make this a "December to remember" but you're broke and out of blood to sell? Here's ten cars still cheap enough to put a red bow on and gift this holiday season. -
#tenautomotiveturkeys
Ten Biggest Automotive Turkeys Of All Time
A turkey is a special kind of car which, though no lemon, is out-of-date the second it rolls off the lot. Like the bird that gives it its name, it is an inferior creature that lacks an appeal to any superior automotive taste, even if enjoyed by the wealthiest consumer. Nevertheless, this is the week we can appreciate turkeys both in bird and car form. Below is our list of the ten greatest automotive turkeys, something to give thanks for — especially if you don't own one. More » -
#tenthingstodowithyoursuv
Ten Things To Do With An SUV That Don't Involve Driving
With gas prices continuing their climb, owners are fearfully turning to alternative uses for their devalued SUVs. Whether you have a Suburban, an Excursion or a Sequoia, alternative uses from that sport utility vehicle now that you can't afford to actually drive it are sounding pretty good right now. Here's ten alternative uses for your gas guzzler that won't require you to fill it up first. More »
