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more about #limousine more comments → Six Flags Over Tomsk: Considering its CIA provenance, plus the sheer flamboyance of it, I'd have to say this car is more the Roger Smith from American Dad! than the Roger S... more » facel vega: is that a mini-bar or a complete oven and stove between the rear seats? Do you think it's just a stereo in there? Is this thing bulletproofed? And fin... more » Rockford Brodie and the Masters of the Hooniverse: Is there anyone besides me(and Orosz)who likes these bustle-backs? Then again, I also like the looks of the copycat Continental, Gremlin, and 442 Aer... more » Plasma X: If it's truly to be considered a PCH candidate, then it's only befitting to lay down following... You know deep down that Murilee's right: NOTHING ca... more » alexander_the_car_salamander: "ran when parked" Those are the three magic words you should definitely look for when buying a "slightly" used car. Nice price definetly. I would buy ... more » nj_hoon: While the limo is tempting, you could go for the 80's Royal Flush with this: [inlandempire.craigslist.org] #limousine more » LaughingAtFate: I'm thinking you could get this under the weight limit for leMons, Heck, just by parting out the bits you don't need you may come up with enough cash ... more » Triborough: CIA as in Culinary Institute of America? #limousine more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: 1980? Cadillac? Seville? Limo? CIA?$350? Sold! p.s: Just make sure you make a sweep of the car to remove all the bugs and coke planted by "them." #l... more » Buickboy92: When the seller said Ex-CIA, did they mean The Culinary Institute of America? I don't think the CIA sells cars to the public. It'd be awesome though i... more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Lot of hating here. C'mon, the CIA's just like your best friend, who is always most interested in what you're doing, who you're talking to, and assas... more » tonyola: X (Ex) CIA? I don't buy it. Why would the government pay for a pimped out two-tone Seville conversion limo when Fleetwood Seventy Fives were still ava... more » Novaload: To borrow from Hamlet, "What fresh hell is this?" It's not just this terrifying velour lined evil beast with bad, bad CIA juju, but check out that ear... more » Tier 5 royal, the Manic King: Yeah, what about limo racing, is there length limit in LeMons? Could this thing win IOE? #limousine more » 62imperialcrown: Not LeMons racer, more like Sawzall the roof and add a second windshield in the middle for a dual-cowl phaeton LeMons pace car. Somebody buy this one ... more » -
#foundoncraigslist
Deal Of The Year: Bustle-Back Ex-CIA Seville Limo For $350- Ran When Parked!
In a way, I'm glad that I don't live in Southern California, because otherwise I'd probably own thisHell Projectclassic Cadillac right now! More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Rock the Red Carpet in an '87 Jeep for $24,900!
Being predominantly utilitarian conveyances, limousines rarely are the cause of ardor, even for those rolling in them. But today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a 40-foot 4x4 that will get you to the show, and will give you wood. More » -
#retro
Automotive Survivors Part II: More Cars Made For At Least 20 Years
When we had the 50 Cars Made For Over 20 Years list a few weeks back, we were deafened by the howls of outrage from those whose favorite cars didn't make the cut.
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#customcars
Six-Door Prius Limo Totes Kids, Lots Of Junk
Let's say you have a sick love of the Toyota Prius, but you also need the kid-toting and junk-hauling capabilities of a limousine. Solution? Weld a whole new section in the middle and make yourself a six-door Prius hybrid-limo. More » -
#stutzroyale
The All-American Royale of Bongo from Congo
Omar Bongo, the world’s longest serving ruler, is dead. Meet his humongous velveteen battleship based on a stretched Cadillac DeVille: the 1977 Stutz Royale. More » -
#limousines
Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
Wedding season's quickly approaching and if you're riding in one of these ten limos to recite your vows, start a life of baby-manufacturing and welfare-collecting, well, you might be doing Jeff Foxworthy proud.
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#customcars
Maserati Quatroporte Limo Is Quite A Stretch
The Maserati Quattroporte can carry a group of four in style, but what if you need more room for your junk? A Quattroporte Wagon would suffice. Or, what about this VIP Lounge-style Quattroporte stretch limo? More » -
#downonthestreet
Some Cars Take A Beating Down On The Alameda Street
Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Today we're going to return to a couple of old friends. More » -
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#projectcarhell
PCH, Serious Luxury Edition: Mercedes-Benz 450SLC or Rolls-Royce Silver Shadow Limo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! They don't make European luxury cars like they used to. More » -
#presidentiallimo
Obama's New Presidential Limousine: First Video!
Here's the first video of President-elect Barack Obama and his Cadillac-emblemed, truck-platformed, GM-built new Presidential limousine from this morning. That circular depression on the door? Later today, the Presidential seal will be affixed there. More » -
#projectcarhell
PCH, Joad Family Redux Edition: 1957 Cadillac Camper or 6-Door Rabbit Limo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Hard times is a-comin', and it's time to prepare for life on the move! -
#projectcarhell
PCH, Get Rich In The Limo Business Edition: Nun-Stretched Dart Wagon or Monster Cadillac?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! You want an insane project limo, right? Sure you do! -
#projectcarhell
Project Car Hell, King Of LeMons Edition: Bristol 408 or Beetle Limo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday, the "get out of jail free" supercharged Beretta edged out the "must stand 100 feet back to take the photo" Mazda Millenia in the Choose Your Eternity poll, in a 54:46 split vote. For today, we're going with a couple of cars suggested by 24 Hours Of LeMons-loving readers who were inspired by the Corvair and Peugeot 505 Turbo racers to look for even better LeMons entries…
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#projectcarhell
Project Car Hell, Because You Can Edition: 1940 Ford Camper or Rabbit Limo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! In yesterday's Alphabet Soup Edition Choose Your Eternity challenge, the TVR went all GBH on the NSU in the poll, sending us scurrying to the nearest W.A.S.T.E. mailbox to inform our friends in San Narciso that PCH Superpower Britain has once again triumphed over Germany. Today we're going to contemplate a pair of projects that will provide years of entertaining debate with your local Homeowners' Association, while remaining totallyridiculouspractical.
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#projectcarhell
PCH, You Bought WHAT? Edition: Mercedes-Benz 600 Pullman or Lamborghini Urraco?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday we saw more evidence of what happens when a German car takes on PCH Superpower Italy in a Choose Your Eternity challenge: a 68-32 drubbing of the BMW by the Ferrari. Going up against a Superpower is no picnic, but we're going to give Germany another shot at a stunning upset today. Who will triumph, the Benz or the Lambo? Which one do you want more? Which one scares you more? Mix those two factors together and you'll know what to do!
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#chooseyoureternity
PCH, Molten Sulfur Edition: V8 Peugeot 404 or Corvette Limo?
The Detroit (well, actually South Bend) machine put up a good fight against the Detroit-powered British Leyland product yesterday, but it's tough to beat a PCH Superpower and thus the voters gave the victory to the V8/IRS MGB-GT in yesterday's poll. But are we giving up on America as a credible PCH contender? Hell no! That's the thinking behind today's Detroit-versus-Paris matchup, and we'll see how things sort out. More » -
#chooseyoureternity
Project Car Hell, Limo Edition: 1957 Chrysler or 1981 Ferrari?
Can an American car- even a 60-year-old American car made by a long-defunct manufacturer- compete with an entry PCH Superpower Italy? Not according to our most recent Choose Your Eternity poll, in which the '38 Studebaker Dictator lost out to the '68 OTAS 820. That might have something to do with the fact that most of the OTAS now resides in the belly of the Rust Monster, but it also points out just how tough it is to beat a PCH Superpower. However, Project Car Hell is all about beating your unstoppable head against an immobile brick wall, forever, so we're coming right back with another Italy-versus-America matchup. And not just your quotidian-type X-1/9-versus-Pacer deal, oh no- today we're plunging headfirst into the molten sulfur of Custom Stretch Limo Hell! More »
