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more about #limo more comments → Elhigh: That's Jalop. Can't find exactly what you want? Roll your own. Want good fuel economy but can't keep the condoms on? Massage the Prius until it fi... more » bmoreDLJ: A Buick Business greenhouse kink does not a prettier Prius make. more » sos10: if only it was a ph-chop more » darngooddesign: Having enough kids to warrant this thing destroys any positive effect you have on your carbon footprint. more » bzr: And then, the inevitable. more » SeanKHotay: Toyota is trying to extend the Prius' range... ...like a track athlete.. more » maximum-sienna: I seriously don't get the hate you guys are having for this thing. Let's say you're in the following position: 1)Have 3 kids that need car seats 2)W... more » MushyHeirloom: Guys, don't laugh. This thing is what Ray drove to his high-school reunion. more » beercheck: Where's the Carpocalypse tag on this post? more » B1663R: not to be a nit picking bastard but technically its a 7 door because you have to include the hatch door at the back as well alrighty then! I'm off no... more » c0de: [www.solarpowerrocks.com] How it's made ! more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: Hah! . My first thoughts exactly. If cars can be taxed (in EU) with regards to CO2/mile emissions, why not Smugness/mile emissions as well? Need a ne... more » pauljones: Wait a minute, where's the turbo? more » Jo Schmo: This is a car only a strolling player could love more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: Okay, we need a poll for which is worse: this, or the SEMA Prius. more » -
#customcars
Six-Door Prius Limo Totes Kids, Lots Of Junk
Let's say you have a sick love of the Toyota Prius, but you also need the kid-toting and junk-hauling capabilities of a limousine. Solution? Weld a whole new section in the middle and make yourself a six-door Prius hybrid-limo. More » -
#limousines
Ten "You Might Be A Redneck" Limos
Wedding season's quickly approaching and if you're riding in one of these ten limos to recite your vows, start a life of baby-manufacturing and welfare-collecting, well, you might be doing Jeff Foxworthy proud.
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#customcars
Maserati Quatroporte Limo Is Quite A Stretch
The Maserati Quattroporte can carry a group of four in style, but what if you need more room for your junk? A Quattroporte Wagon would suffice. Or, what about this VIP Lounge-style Quattroporte stretch limo? More » -
#downonthestreet
Some Cars Take A Beating Down On The Alameda Street
Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Today we're going to return to a couple of old friends. More » -
#presidentiallimo
Obama's New Cadillac Limo Officially Unveiled
President-Elect Barack Obama's getting a new Cadillac Limousine in time for his inauguration on January 20th. Here are the first official photos. The new limo’s a rolling symbol of the President’s power and GM’s marketing. More » -
#projectcarhell
PCH, Joad Family Redux Edition: 1957 Cadillac Camper or 6-Door Rabbit Limo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Hard times is a-comin', and it's time to prepare for life on the move! -
#customcars
Ukrainian Limousine Sets All Time Ugly Record
There have been many entrants for the title of worlds ugliest car, many of which hail from the former Soviet Union republics, but this Ukrainian limousine makes us think the competition might be over. -
#projectcarhell
PCH, Get Rich In The Limo Business Edition: Nun-Stretched Dart Wagon or Monster Cadillac?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! You want an insane project limo, right? Sure you do! -
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#projectcarhell
Project Car Hell, King Of LeMons Edition: Bristol 408 or Beetle Limo?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Yesterday, the "get out of jail free" supercharged Beretta edged out the "must stand 100 feet back to take the photo" Mazda Millenia in the Choose Your Eternity poll, in a 54:46 split vote. For today, we're going with a couple of cars suggested by 24 Hours Of LeMons-loving readers who were inspired by the Corvair and Peugeot 505 Turbo racers to look for even better LeMons entries…
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#chooseyoureternity
PCH, Molten Sulfur Edition: V8 Peugeot 404 or Corvette Limo?
The Detroit (well, actually South Bend) machine put up a good fight against the Detroit-powered British Leyland product yesterday, but it's tough to beat a PCH Superpower and thus the voters gave the victory to the V8/IRS MGB-GT in yesterday's poll. But are we giving up on America as a credible PCH contender? Hell no! That's the thinking behind today's Detroit-versus-Paris matchup, and we'll see how things sort out. More » -
#chooseyoureternity
Project Car Hell, Limo Edition: 1957 Chrysler or 1981 Ferrari?
Can an American car- even a 60-year-old American car made by a long-defunct manufacturer- compete with an entry PCH Superpower Italy? Not according to our most recent Choose Your Eternity poll, in which the '38 Studebaker Dictator lost out to the '68 OTAS 820. That might have something to do with the fact that most of the OTAS now resides in the belly of the Rust Monster, but it also points out just how tough it is to beat a PCH Superpower. However, Project Car Hell is all about beating your unstoppable head against an immobile brick wall, forever, so we're coming right back with another Italy-versus-America matchup. And not just your quotidian-type X-1/9-versus-Pacer deal, oh no- today we're plunging headfirst into the molten sulfur of Custom Stretch Limo Hell! More » -
#starcarshootout
March Madness Narrowed To Sweet 16, Round 2 Of Voting Today
Well here we are, Round 2 of Jalopnik-style madness. After the first round of voting, we've eliminated half of the 32-car field. And there sure were some upsets; Parnelli Jones' Big Oly Bronco losing to some white Italian car being perhaps the most shocking. We even had a last minute buzzer-beater, with "Billy" beating out the Rolls Limo by only 2 votes! But, now it's time to vote our sweet 16 down to an elite 8. We'll be one step closer to figuring out which car you think is the coolest on-screen in the 1974 film Gone In 60 Seconds. Update: Polls have closed, voting for Round Three here. More » -
#starcarshootout
March Madness Begins, First Round Of Voting
Yesterday, we gave you the brackets. Today, the voting begins and Jalopnik-style March Madness ensues. If you haven't finalized your own bracket for the office pool just yet, hurry up! The field of 32 cars from the original 1974 film Gone In 60 Seconds is about to get narrowed down by your votes. At the end this round, we'll be down to 16 sweet rides. Ultimately, we want to find out what you think the coolest car in the movie is. Now some cars are cool all by themselves, but you also have to consider what role they played on screen. So who knows what the results will look like? Update: Polls for Round 1 are closed. Vote in Round 2 here. More » -
#starcarshootout
March Madness, Jalopnik Style
Interested in all the March madness tournament bracketry, but not really into college hoops? Maybe you're looking for a way to redeem yourself after penciling-in Duke to go all the way? Whatever the case, we've decided to throw our own Jalopnik-style bracket-madness party! Instead of basketball, we've got cars! And don't think this isn't some randomly-selected field of Consumer Reports top choices. What we have is a 32-car selection from one of the coolest car movies ever made: the original Gone In 60 Seconds from 1974. Through the rest of this week and part of next, your votes will be tallied to decide the winners of each face-off. Polls will open tomorrow, so that gives you today to print out your own bracket, fill in your predictions, tell your buddies, and make up your own office pool. It also gives you time to go watch the movie, but if you want just a quick refresher, we've provided that too. More »
