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more about #licenseplates more comments → Turboner: Damn, I thought commenting on blogs meant you were gay. more » Elhigh: I'm so confused... Is Kyle being a typical twitterhead, giving pointless updates of every mundane, uninteresting thing he does, punctuated with the oc... more » bmoreDLJ: Sooooo....he likes slavery? more » Cognitive Friction: If you're quoting Yosemite Sam, maybe it's time to reevaluate your cause... more » Alfisted: As well he should. Kyle is the beneficiary of a fundamental American principle. If your daddy (or grandaddy) was really great at what he did, you ca... more » Steve_in_NC: ever heard of victory junction [www.victoryjunction.org] more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Go fast, turn left. Must be a fascinating twat. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I work with this guy. He feels politically marginalized against the growing nepotism in the Northeast corridor and how it may eventually affect his ab... more » Franzouse: How did he get this one past the DMV: For the New Zoning Ordinance? Free the New Zealand Oligarchs? Ford Never Zoom Out? more » beercheck: Meh. The Simpsons already did it. more » pauljones: I'd rather dragon the GT, personally. And for the wiseass naysayers, the Ford GT is like Adriana Lima: I have no problem seeing the same picture twice. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): My fellow statesmen represent, yet again. (this car is the equivalent of 38% of our state GDP) more » Turboner: I've yet to see an Enzo in the flesh, much less with engine bay opened up like a prom date. I have seen a GT in such a state of undress, at a track d... more » skaycog was here: If I had a Ford GT, I wouldn't park it. I'd just drive it! But if I did park it, it would be protected. more » Elhigh: Delicious. The original GT40's mission was a gigantic middle finger directed squarely at Ferrari. Here's to carrying on the family motto! more » -
#nascar
Predictable NASCAR Driver Is Predictable
Not only does Kyle Petty have one of them-thar cellular telephones, he uses it to tweet, like a metrosexual. At least it's stuff any real and true patriotic, native born American can be proud of. [Twitter] -
#vanityplates
Ford GT Wears Entirely Appropriate Vanity Plate
At one point in my past, I designed and proved-out the production line that built the Ford GT's giant throttle body. I still have two copies, so I'm something of a fan-boy. Thus, I agree with this guy's sentiment. More » -
#licenseplates
NYT: Christian License Plate Banned By District Court
In a clear case of liberal media bias, the freedom-haters at the Wheels blog aren't covering a blatant case of big government attacking small business — the new NY plates — instead focusing on South Carolina's license plates. [NYT]
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#licenseplates
New ‘Empire Gold’ New York License Plates A Car Owner Shakedown
Albany's pitching replacing all license plates with these new "Empire Gold" plates — similar to ones used between 1973 and 1986 — as a safety enhancement, citing increased visibility. Taxpayers, however, are up in arms over the mandatory $25 fee. More » -
#lolcars
A Very Unlikely License Plate Pairing
According to the photographer of this image, the owners of these two cars do not know each other, and this happened completely at random. However, we smell a hoax, because everyone knows the entire state of Georgia is illiterate. [RondamRamblings] -
#lolcars
How Did This Plate Get Past The New York DMV?
We've seen some pretty unbelievable license plates make it through the screening process, but this might be the most obvious and egregious yet. More » -
#lolcars
20 More Hilarious Personalized License Plates
The most official way to make your interests, hobbies and quirks known to the world is through a license plate. As these twenty hilarious vanity plates show, Americans are really messed up. More » -
#lolcars
World's Tackiest License Plate
Driving around in a New Jersey-plated Mercedes S-Class AMG didn't send the "I'm obnoxious" message clearly enough for this driver — so they listed the price they paid for it in their license plate. Classy. (Hat tip to Derek!)
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#carart
We the People, of the Automobile
Spend a long weekend in Detroit and it becomes evident the United States of America is indeed a union of the car. Sculptor Mike Wilkins created his work Preamble to celebrate this very disposition.
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#licenseplates
License Plate Of The Day: Odd Numbers Edition
We're a little confused here. Does someone want to explain to us how exactly this would work? More » -
#crazyeurocarboydoeslondon
What Would Ramush Haradinaj Drive?
Every once in a while, you come across a picture that makes you wonder about the imagined fleets of Albanian guerrilla commanders. More » -
#novelties
Official Obama License Plates Make President Jump Shark
Illinois continues to push President Obama as a full-time celebrity with commemorative license plates with a curiously short lifetime. More » -
#licenseplates
Las Vegas Chrysler 300 Gets "ROFL" License Plate
Memo from Nevada DMV: Okay internet, you win. We are not able to keep up with your rapid-fire generation of new memes and catch phrases. We're hoping "ROFL" doesn't involve violent hentai or bodily functions. More » -
#novelties
Sexy Time, It's In The Bible!
The owner of this Inifiniti G37S obviously feels strongly about the gospel according to Hefner. -
#topgear
Top Gear Fan Pays $19,358 For "Stig" License Plate
You've got to be creative to see "The Stig" in it, but a license plate reading "THE 571G" went to a fan of UK driving show Top Gear at a DVLA auction in the UK for a price of just under $20,000 (£10,690). The UK motoring site Pistonheads claims the winning buyer was Rick Fusari, owner of the Greenford Motors car dealership in West London. Fusari snagged the plate from 11 other Top Gear fan-boys bidding on the vanity plate and now has the dilemma on which of his two Ferraris to place the plate. Either way, we're hoping he doesn't buy a white helmet to go along with it.
