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more about #kombatt98 more comments → bmoreDLJ: I thought Engrish was bad. This 3NGRYShZ is much worse. #russiancars more » Mobius: Now there's no reason to buy this car anymore. #russiancars more » YankBoffin: "After wave of protest we realised our mistake and make a decision not to use natural leathure at all." Talk about changing direction 180°. Pam must... more » lilwillie: I have got to get a bottle of the Vodka that man is drinking! #russiancars more » ArtForge: Pam Anderson turning down whale penises. Who woulda thunk it? #russiancars more » egoods: This car, with or without whale penis, just doesn't impress me. Not that I think the Bugatti is worth a million bucks, but at least then you have a ca... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: I have a feeling that this entire episode is fabricated by Ben, just an elaborate hoax that will only end with him getting shot by some Russian gangst... more » bzr: And if there's anybody who knows her way around pasty white penises, it's... #russiancars more » Fauxhemian: Leather, from the biggest dick in the world, for the biggest dick in the world. more » Leeeeena the Jalopchick: So let's see here... according to this link: [www.bornrich.org] the RussoBaltique vodka is a million Euros, or $1.48M at the current exchange rate. ... more » eddie000: Q. "How do you circumcise a whale?" A. "Send down four skin-divers" more » diamondg89000001002003004005: So wait lets bring attention #5-7 5. Tungsten exhaust 6. Tungsten and white gold gauges with diamonds and rubies 7. White gold diamond and ruby encrus... more » evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: I'm really disappointed in the lack of offensive firepower on such an obviously offensive vehicle. What are you to do when the proletariat mouth breat... more » abrakadabra: Another impressive Russian SUV. more » brandegee: Ah, so RussoBaltique is alive and kicking. The last tsar did actually drive one. So did Lenin, I believe. But I'd much rather be seen in this Kegresse more » -
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Pam Anderson Forces Russian SUV-maker To Circumcise Whale Penis Leather Interior
It's Pamela Anderson's fault Russian custom car shop Prombron's backing away from including a whale penis leather interior on its ultimate offering, the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Help us Stephen Colbert, you're our only hope!
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$1.5M Russian SUV Features Diamonds, Whale Penis Leather
Whale penis leather interior. That's all you really need to know about the $1.5 million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition. Yes, the diamond-encrusted white gold gauges and gold-plated bulletproof windows are impressive, but seriously, whale penis leather interior.
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#industrynews
Volvo XC90 Wins Russian "SUV of The Year," We Offer Alternatives
Nobody will argue that the Volvo XC90 is a pretty decent SUV. It's stylish, comfortable, and even comes with a V8 now. But all that doesn't explain why it won "Russian SUV of The Year"...for the third time. Considering the soft nature of the big Volvo, we would have thought the hardened fist of Russian nationalism would have pushed for a more domestic entry. But if they won't, we will: Thus, Jalopnik's "No Bolshevik" nominations for Russian SUV of the Year. More »
