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more about #kiaspectra more comments → Novaload: You have to love the not-fabulous deals these shite-boxes have. They must be selling like crazy! more » bmwloco: VW Rabbit 5 speed manual, ESP, iPod adapter, etc. $15,900. Why buy something that won't be worth nothing in 3-5 years? more » skitter: I think it's commendable when a vehicle can be had with no radio or a/c. But I represent a very small portion of the market, and the question of my s... more » something_unique_and_descriptive: I'd take the GEM or the Yaris, any of the others and you're likely to get throat punched. more » mzs: I would steer anyone away from eh Yaris. In hard braking the tail wants to break loose. more » MushyHeirloom: To be fair, if you don't mind something offensively ugly, the Elantra's not a bad pick. The Versa and Yaris are basically today's Tercel; not a long-t... more » damnelantra™: if you buy someone a damnelantra™ for christmas you are a terrible terrible person. and i deeply hope that the Krampus inflicts pain and suffering u... more » POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: Pros: It's the cheapest car in America, good mileage, four whole speakers Cons: No a/c, no radio, automatic transmission a $2,100 premium Gee thanks H... more » Robert Lefebvre: Pfft... I got that beat. Get this, up here in Canada, they're still selling Chevrolet Uplanders and Pontiac Montanas. Production just ended, but there... more » SuzanneD: If you have 10k worth of disposable income and choose to blow it on a heap of metal with less bhp than a pair of Rollerblades, you should be shot on s... more » Graverobber: Warranty smarranty: $10,800 Buy-it-now priced. [cgi.ebay.com] more » Ash78, cube farmer: You could just skip all these cars, go to Cafepress, and buy the recipient an "I have a gigantic wang" t-shirt instead. Also, let's not forget that on... more » scroggzilla raids again: Mr. Hardigree, I believe these are usually referred to as "gag gifts". more » friendlynerd: I swear I don't usually play grammar police, but gift is not a verb! It makes me crazy! more » Pessimippopotamus: That's why anyone who buys a new cheap car is a failure. Well. Anyone who reads Jalopnik anyways. There's so many good used cars for $12,000. more » -
#decembertoremember
Ten New Cars Cheap Enough To Gift This Holiday
Looking to make this a "December to remember" but you're broke and out of blood to sell? Here's ten cars still cheap enough to put a red bow on and gift this holiday season. -
#tencarsforpeoplewhohatecars
Ten New Cars For People Who Hate Cars
Not everyone enjoys driving. Some hate it, and not everyone can get where they need to go by walking or using public transit. Individuals who find themselves in the center of that particular Venn diagram are in luck because automakers have created a number of cars for drivers who hate driving. These cars are to automotive culture what Kenny G's songs are to the culture of music. Though they're technically automobiles, they distinguish themselves with their indistinguishability. They get you from point A to point B in the way that makes you forget all points in between. These are the ten new cars for people who hate cars. More »
