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more about #jeremyclarkson more comments → ArtForge: Who cares? It doesn't have a diamond dust paint job! ;P #audir8v10 more » ArtForge: Love me some top Gear but I won't take driving tips from a man who has to wear a grandfather clock as a wristwatch. That and the part where the super... more » DoctorNine: There must always be a fast blue car, which resides in a little corner of heaven, in my mind. It isn't the realization of this dream which beckons; I... more » Uncle Bo: Love it in blue. Would love it more if a blue ZR-1 drove up behind it and flashed its headlights. #audir8v10 more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: Perfection is over rated anyway. #audir8v10 more » Pessimippopotamus: Once there was an elephant, Who tried to use the telephant No! no! I mean an elephone Who tried to use the telephone (Dear me! I am not certain quite ... more » Pessimippopotamus: Where is he? Klaas Zwart's summer home? #audir8v10 more » JC Whitless: They did a great job casting younger Jezza, May, and Stig. But why did they have Hammond play himself? #topgear more » Novaload: I upgraded my cable for the express purpose of seeing Top Gear again. Of course, I told the spouse it was to get the arty stuff on BBC and some scienc... more » Mobius: Nov 15th!!! Nov 15th!!! Nov 15th!!! I cannot contain my excitement for the return of this old friend to the airwaves and iPlayer. #topgear more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Oh, yeah.... Gonna make the fiber connection at work sizzle when this appears. #topgear more » Jeb_Hoge: Brilliant. I've got my toddler saying "Powaaaaah" the way that Mays does when he's imitating Clarkson now too. #topgear more » Pessimippopotamus: I can only dream of owning a Lancia Beta that could potentially kill me all the time. #topgear more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: It is convenient that press coverage would appear a week before a new season. It's easy, find the nearest pommy whinger who doesn't know their own st... more » Mobius: Doesn't Ofcom understand? This ad gives us all hope. Hope, that despite Gordon Brown still being in number 10, that BNP has supporters, that each and ... more » -
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VIDEO: Jeremy Clarkson On Audi R8 5.2 FSI: "Perfect"
Jeremy Clarkson thinks the 2010 Audi R8 5.2 FSI is "perfect." But should we really care what he thinks? We mean, he can't even tell a funny elephant joke. More » -
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Top Gear Teases Season 14 With Kids, Fiery Lancias
British motoring show Top Gear was recently part of some stupid contrived controversy, which means you should warm up your BitTorrent software for Season 14. We look forward to writing about their antics and not people's responses to them. -
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Top Gear In Trouble For Suicide Scirocco Spoof
Top Gear is once again in trouble for Scirocco TDI ad spoofs. First, it was a German car invading Poland. Now, viewers are upset about this spoof ad about suicide — conveniently, one week before season 14 starts. [TimesOnline] -
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Jeremy Clarkson: Panamera Ugly As "Inside-Out Monkey"
Though he has few complaints about the way the Porsche Panamera preforms, Clarkson uses his Sunday Times review to verbally assail the car's looks, calling it unbearably ugly — and he should know. [Times Online] -
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Lucky Hungarian Drives $370,000 Viper-Engined Bristol Fighter
One of motoring journalism’s enduring myths is the inability to test drive Bristol cars, enforced by the experiences of Top Gear hosts Jeremy Clarkson and James May. A Hungarian road test editor has beaten the odds. More » -
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Environmentalists Leave Shit On Jeremy Clarkson's Driveway
Jeremy Clarkson, ever the center of controversy, has attracted some unwanted attention from environmentalists for his anti-environmentalist agenda. They dropped by his house with a steaming pile of manure.
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Top Gear VW Ad Spoof Provokes More Clarkson Controversy!
Perhaps more than cars, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson likes creating tempests in the BBC teapot. Now some viewers are saying his Germany-Invades-Poland spoof ad for the VW Scirocco TDI was a pitch too far. [ Mail Online] -
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Top Gear: Jay Leno, An El Camino And Clarkson Laments The Super Car
This weekend's season 13 finale of Top Gear featured an HSV Maloo (the Aussie El Camino), Jay Leno in the reasonably-priced car and Clarkson saying goodbye to the super car — and perhaps to Top Gear itself. Let's watch. More » -
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Jeremy Clarkson: The Human Beatbox
An enterprising young YouTuber named Swede Mason's put together this mashup video proving that yes, Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson is just as, if not more-so, entertaining when he's making noises than when he's reviewing cars. Simply epic. -
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Jeremy Clarkson Calls Prime Minister Very Naughty Word
Jeremy Clarkson already apologized to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown for calling him a "one-eyed Scottish idiot." We're curious if they're going to make him apologize for referring to him during a Top Gear taping as a... More » -
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Top Gear To Recreate Italian Job, Drive Minis Through Belfast Sewers
Top Gear is planning to recreate the most famous scene from The Italian Job, racing Minis through Belfast's Sewers. Belfast? Well, James May doesn't like Italy.
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Top Gear: Mitsubishi Lancer EVO VII Vs. British Army
In last night's Top Gear, Jeremy took a drug dealer's Mitsubishi Lancer EVO VII up against a slew of .50-caliber-spewing UK Army vehicles in a five-mile-long game of British bulldog. In a rock quarry. With live ammo. Epic. More » -
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The Bugatti Veyron Really Does Sound Like Victorian Plumbing
Ever since Jeremy Clarkson’s original review of the Veyron, we've wondered how close his description of its sound was to reality. It turns out he was spot on. More » -
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Jay Leno Meets The Stig
Looks like we were right when we told you Jay Leno was Top Gear's Star In A Reasonably Priced Car. The meeting of Clarkson's and Jay's egos does not appear to be a comfortable thing. More » -
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Is The Stig Really Michael Schumacher?
Lifting Stig's helmet and revealing the Teutonic features of former F1 champ Michael Schumacher certainly made for some great TV. However, the German race car driver is not Top Gear's Stig. Or, we should say, he's not the only Stig. More » -
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Clarkson Confirms Stig Unmasked Tomorrow Night
Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson's providing further confirmation today to our report, first seen here, that the Stig's none other than former F1 racer Michael Schumacher, confirming Stiggie will be unmasked on tomorrow night's episode of BBC's epic motoring show. More » -
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The World of Top Gear Museum Exhibit Opens Today
England's National Motoring Museum has just opened The World Of Top Gear, their Top Gear-themed exhibit. Displays will include a recreation of the studio, the Reliant Robin Space Shuttle and, of course, a Toyota Hilux. More » -
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That Top Gear Episode Where Clarkson Tests The New Ford Fiesta
Everyone's seen it, but Top Gear's review of the Ford Fiesta is such a milestone in motoring journalism it necessitates further study. If only because it proves we (even Schumi) can all stay seventeen forever — if we so desire. More » -
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Top Gear Season 13 Trailer: Little People!
BBC's put together an adorable mini-trailer for Top Gear's upcoming season 13 (coming June 21st!) featuring everyone's favorite four-some as young rapscallions (our favorite's mini-Stig!). But as you can see, they're not the only little people in the trailer. More » -
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Mitsubishi Evo Destroyed Filming Top Gear Season 13
Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson's no stranger to unleashing military might on passenger cars. His latest exploit appears to involve a white Evo VII. More »
