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more about #jalopnikcaptioncontest more comments → quayzar: Fail...'er done? #dodgetrucks more » mytdawg: #dodgetrucks more » Novaload: Yeah, but he's going to need the possum screens on those or he's going to have to use the shovel handle every morning to clear the pipes. more » Mobius: Rednecks eat rice, too! more » jewce is fueled by sour gummy worms: Hey Ray, you can bring a friend! more » geek1500: The 2010 Dodge Ram. Built to accommodate the biggest dragon, as well as his best friend. more » Racin_G73 - dirt track legend (some day ... maybe): Sure it might depreciate faster than all but a handful of other vehicles on the market. But with tailpipes like this, it'll be SURE to hold its value... more » FrankGrimes: It runs on taco bell grease. So does the owner and his underwear. Also they all result in farts as they exit. more » theallpowerfulme (living waters church of subaru; elder): Dodge's Dual Dicks Denote Dunce more » grifonik: There, I fixed it. more » Mobius: You know cars are getting fat and big when a single tailpipe is bigger than an old Mini. more » yuzan: So Mulally gets emails and photos praising the safety of Ford trucks, garnering publicity and new customers as a result, and Nardelli gets pictures li... more » Schm, enjoying his first desert winter. .: You know what they say about a man with big exhausts. . . more » lilwillie: "Piss off Civic Owners" more » Mr. Subaru: Sperm donor needed. more » -
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Caption This: Diesel Fart Can Edition
The Dodge Ram Cummins diesel can be a marvelous beast. We've personally experienced one with 800 HP and over 1100 lb-ft of torque. Of course, that kind of power requires massive modification; giant twin fart-can-like exhausts are not among those. More » -
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Caption This: Helmet Used As High Hat
A helmeted driver awaits a race by relaxing with friends as an unexpected drop in room temperature causes the momentary fogging of his visor. Totally, dudes. More » -
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Caption This: Little Tykes Cozy Coupe Edition
A picture's worth a thousand words and we look to you, the all-knowing Jalopnik commentariat to provide the caption to this photo that'll wow your peers and make the stone-faced Jalopnik editors crack a smile? More » -
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Caption This: F/A-18 Hornet Flyby Edition
A Navy F/A-18 Hornet buzzes past GM's Renaissance Center world headquarters last year on its way along the Detroit River to wow the thousands of spectators attending the Red Bull Air Race. More »
