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more about #jakebronstein more comments → MushyHeirloom: Tools needed: .22 rifle (for disabling cameras) Milwaukee Sawzall (for cutting fence) Keys. You still have the keys, right? Mission very accomplished.... more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Okay, are we sure it's Ford's GPS tracking that's flaky or could it be one, or both of the following, A) Hipster McDouchington gave them the wrong num... more » dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: I had my legally parked car towed in Brooklyn. Took a year to get my $320 back. When I finally got the refund check I wanted to get it framed. Like th... more » DoctorNine: (counting the reasons never to listen to anything on Twitter) more » cgarison: Surprised this is NYC and not PPA Hell in Philadelphia ala Parking Wars. I love living on the same block as Philadephia Republican HQ because the lead... more » Jo Schmo: It's the impoundapocalypse! more » Baashar Alawneh: How is this legal? more » smalleyxb122: Not quite analagous, but it reminds me of my friend's brother who had several vehicles "stolen" over the course of a year. Of course, it turned out t... more » Forgetful - GT Junkie: That thing'll be in there longer than two weeks.... Two weeks... Two weeks... O RLY! more » Gearhead_42 - Nibbles ate my garage!: Sounds like our next QOTD- What's your worst Towing Company Hell experience? more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: What a twit. more » Flathead Smith: Good riddance I say more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Wait, the new Fiesta doesn't have an immobilizer? I mean sh*t, my 2000 Altima has coded keys... Or did mcdouchington leave the keys in the car... in ... more » Cognitive Friction: Who's taking care of Jiambi and the rest of the playhouse while he tweets for Ford? more » Ash78, cube farmer: In related news, Dave Attell is going to be really surprised to learn he has a Ford Fiesta tomorrow morning. more » -
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Stolen Ford Fiesta Towed, Not Stolen
Remember when Ford's Scott Monty put out a Twitter-APB on Jake Bronstein's "stolen" Ford Fiesta? Turns out they were tracking another "Fiesta Movement" winner, and Jake's car is trapped in NYC's hellish impound system. More » -
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Fiesta Movement Car Stolen In New York, Ford Incites Vigilantism!
According to Brooklyn-based Fiesta Movement agent Jake Bronstein, his Ford Fiesta was stolen. Worse, since DMV records don't show the car he can't file a report. UPDATE: Ford incites vigilantism, tweets out GPS location! More »
