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more about #jackson more comments → LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Awe for fuck sake! I'm switching myself off for a while and maybe, just maybe the world will be back to normal. I second that facepalm Tomsk more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: I have to agree with the polar bear cub on this one. more » Pessimippopotamus: I don't care what it is, it's scaring the crap out of me. more » not_a_virus.exe.vbs: Did the image invite little boys to come sit on its face? Then it isn't the real MJ. more » VoxPopuli: I dunno. Looks sort of like Alanis Morissette to me. Or maybe even Mary Tyler Moore with a wig. Close enough, I guess. more » Syrax: He looks a little Canadian: more » engineerd: I would be skeptical, but that car doesn't look too old for Jackson to be on it. more » watertiger: call me a skeptic, but that looks a little photoshopped... more » P161911 probably shoudn't have: First Jon-Bennet Ramsey, than Natalie Holloway, now Michael Jackson. I'm really tired of seeing nothing but dead white girls on the news. more » Nic Fit: "Car bonnet?" more » Mobius: "The obvious explanation is that it seems to be some sort of cloud formation" No s**t, Sherlock. And 'What is Michael Jackson doing on my car bon... more » Rhymenocerous: Can we talk about the more troubling thing about this picture, which is that it is terrible? I think he's going to have trouble selling that car. more » Mobius: Tell me, what do you see? more » homoviper: Looks more like this to me. Of course, when the Saw posters first started appearing in subway stations, I remember wondering when Michael Jackson star... more » Danimal: Reminds me more of this more » -
#lolcars
Angelic Michael Jackson Image Appears On Car Hood
Just 13 hours after his death, Michael Jackson made a cameo appearance on the hood of this car in England. Could the king of pop be performing miracles from the grave?
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Kings Rookie Donté Greene Foolishly Screws With Bobby Jackson's Mercedes AMG
After getting pranked for failing to bring fruit to practice, Sacramento Kings rookie Donté Greene decided to get revenge. AMG CL63? Check. Dog Food? Check. Soy Sauce? Check. Assorted Condiments? Check. Bad idea? Double Check.
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#barrettjackson
Barrett-Jackson: First 2009 Corvette ZR1 Sells at Auction for $1,000,000
The first 2009 Corvette ZR1 just sold here on big money day at the big BJ auction for $1,000,000 with a little help from GM's best bud, Jay Leno to Dave Ressler. Although the money's all going to the United Way, we're wondering what this'll mean for the mark-up on the sticker price we'll see for this already $99,000 two-seat supercar. And keep in mind we still don't know what the final number will end up being on horsepower and torque. But — what we do know now is that the sticker price will be $99,000 — thanks to the need to provide the above-and-beyond price for IRS purposes and the charitable deduction. But hey, maybe you'll still get that 100,000 mile guarantee on the powertrain — even if you're buying #1 off the assembly line. Full description from the folks at Barrett-Jackson plus more on winning bidder Dave Ressler, main man at Ressler Chevrolet, below the jump. More » -
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Barrett-Jackson: Robosaurus, Sells For $575,000, Promises Not To Eat Your Collector Cars
Robosaurus just sold in all of it's car-crunching amazingness, for a sale price of just $575,000 here at the Barrett-Jackson classic car auction and told the world he'd promise "not to eat any of your car collection." We remember seeing monster trucks at the Pontiac Silverdome in the 80's — but like most kids, the highlight of our day was seeing Robosaurus munching on cars and turning them into automotive-flambe. So seeing him sold off on big money BJ day at Barrett-Jackson is kind of — we dunno. We actually don't know what to think about it yet — even though we've known it'd be up for sale since October. but we're a little disappointed bidding didn't break the $5.5 million from last year's sale of the Shelby. Don't people understand how amazing this thing is? Full description from the Big BJ after the jump and we'll have video up shortly for ya. More » -
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Barrett-Jackson: Panoz Esperante Flying Car Takes Off for Only $45,000
Jalopnik still loves flying cars — it may still be part of our masthead, we can't remember — but here's a perfect example. It's the $100,000 Panoz Esperante converted by Jesse James of Monster Garage into an airborne vehicle whose first flight matched the success of the Wright Brothers. Seriously — they took it to Kitty Hawk where it actually flew in a straight line and then hit the ground just as hard as the Wright plane did. Here's the full description of the "Flying Car" from Barrett-Jackson, which just sold for a steal of a price at $45,000 (just under $55,000 with the auction fees): More »
