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    413wedge: What is actually accomplished by Fox paying wind-power plants in India to generate enough "clean" energy to compensate for an "estimated" 1,300 tons o... more »
    bzr: Well, that should do the trick. Do carbon offset sellers still believe that environmentalists are stupid enough to fall for these sorts of medieval in... more »
    Chuckie_A: How do I start one of those carbon-offset scams? Must be a buck or two in it. more »
    STR8SIX: I can't wait to watch tonight's episode of 24 where Jack flips his GEM Peapod while in hot pursuit of a stolen Prius. Hot regenerative braking, enviro... more »
    Ethyleneglycoholic’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade: Next week on 24, Jack vs. ManBearPig more »
    Mad_Science: [Tangentially related climate change rant] I've come to accept that the rate of temperature change on earth is increasing, most likely as a result of ... more »
    mechimike: The whole concept of "carbon offsets" is laughable. Its as though Mother Nature cares about money. Tell you what, let's stuff some Benjamins into the ... more »
    Jo Schmo: instead of a 24 hour clock they should just have a live CO2 gauge filling up. Save the world in 24 hours, Jack or everyone dies. Muhahaha more »
    Cognitive Friction: When they're done with "24" maybe those consultants can study how much Stupid Dioxide (StO2) is released from a single taping of "The View" more »
    Ethyleneglycoholic’s Fearless Flying Frog Brigade: I want to meter the amount of CO2 coming out of the mouths of these faulty "science" peddling cock knockers. more »
    lilwillie: So they are saving the trees then....cause carbon dioxide right? Do you want to know why I love trees? Because you can lie down under them on a moonli... more »
    engineerd: I think its funny how concerned Americans and Europeans are with their carbon footprint. Our carbon footprints are *much* better than China, India, m... more »
    Maymar: What's next, public healthcare for the terrorists that Jack Bauer's tortured? more »
    seoultrain: So now he has to save the world while saving the world? If anyone could do it, it'd be Jack Bauer. more »
    Ford Tempo Fanatic: Sigh. Alas, one less Ford Tempo in this world. On the bright side, there is also one less Jeep Grand Cherokee in the world! more »
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    Fox Buying Carbon Offsets For 24 Car Crashes

    Existing to arouse torture-happy conservatives, 24 is going green to stop damaging the world the show is trying to protect. This could be a new plot twist: Jack Bauer realizes the global terrorist is himself. More »