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more about #iamindy more comments → bmoreDLJ: Just hurry up and join NASCAR, already! more » Tanshanomi: I forget who said it, but some bicycle racer once said, "You think these guys will stop doping because of some ethics code? These are men who have alr... more » mzs: I'm more concerned about performance enhancing surgery in the sport of tennis than this. Simona Halep states, "This fall I'll have a breast reduction ... more » 413wedge: Is someone auditioning for a job w/MSNBC or Glibb's? Obviously taken out of context, Danica is a passionate racer who'd do damn near anything to win I... more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: In the radio interview you could hear her snorting blow in the background. more » scroggzilla raids again: Smokey Yunick, Sterling Moss and Mark Donahue applaud this statement. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: What's the old saying in racing? Something like "If you're not cheating, you're not trying". more » Ubiquitous Silver Honda: What drugs would enhance your performance in motorsports? I can just think of;Meth-Ritalin (Increase of concentration?Wakefulness?)Provigil (Increase ... more » smalleyxb122: The implication that I take from that exchange is that she's okay with use of a performance enhancing drug that is not currently banned by the league.... more » Graverobber: And I say yes to roofies in Danica's Chardonnay, as long as she doesn't catch me. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: But she would get caught. People would start asking questions if she actually, you know, won something. more » Maxx Cracker: I love how this attitude is condemned, but everyone cheats. Imagine how much lower the unemployment rate would be if Wall Street wasn't full of cheaters. more » Jo Schmo: This is why we can't have nice things. The year Viagra came out is the same year I stopped entering the Human Tripod competitions. more » WheatKing: wait.. racing car drivers talk? more » Deartháir II: Never heard of her. Does she play cricket or something? Betcha she'd look good in a bikini. more » -
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Danica Patrick Says Yes To Drugs As Long As She Doesn't Get Caught
When asked in an interview by Dan Patrick in this month's issue of SI whether she'd be willing to use performance-enhancing drugs or cheat, IndyCar's Danica Patrick said "it's not cheating" if you're not caught. Ballsy. We love it. More » -
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Watch The Indy 500 The Geek Way
In case you’d like to re-live last weekend’s Indy 500—or watching 200 laps on a rectangular oval is simply not your thing—the Indianapolis Star has created an excellent Flash visualization of the race. More » -
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Vitor Meira's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Indy 500
Vitor Meira had a pretty rough Indianapolis 500. His car went up in a fireball, and he returned on the lead lap only to get involved in the days most spectacular crash. Roll the videos! More » -
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Helio Castroneves Cries Victorious Tears
From a rumored affair to actual tax evasion charges, things have been a little rough for Helio Castroneves. Top it off with your third Indy 500 win and things get, well, emotional. -
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The Ten Worst Things About The Indy 500
While it was great to see Helio Castroneves take home his third win, and watching the cars is always a treat, there are plenty of things to hate about the Indianapolis 500. Here are our top ten.
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Helio Castroneves Wins 2009 Indy 500, Third Victory At Indy
Helio Castroneves has won the 2009 Indianapolis 500, marking his third career win here at the Brickyard. It also makes for a record breaking 15th team with for Penske Racing. Official race results below.
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Everything You Need To Know About The 2009 Indy 500
It may be 200 laps worth of left turns, but the Indianapolis 500 is a very big race. We've assembled the definitive collection of everything you need to know about today's events. More » -
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Camaro Pace Cars Have Brake Weights, Crazy Wheel Imbalance
You might think the General would have addressed the brake weights added to the Chevy Camaro's squealing calipers for their Indy 500 pace cars. You'd be wrong, because these have those plus a ton of weights for actual wheel balancing.
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Indy 500: We're Here!
After a harrowing battle with 326 miles of cornfields and freeways, we've made it through the gates of the Indianapolis 500. It's already muggy, and the red sunrise looms like a warning from the racing gods. More » -
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2010 Chevy Camaro Is The New Indy 500 Pace Car
The Indy 500 Camaro Pace Car was unveiled yesterday and yes, it's a 2010 Chevy Camaro. The new mullet-mobile gets a little-less-yellow of a paint job than the 2009 Daytona 500 Pace Car. Thank god.
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