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more about #humor more comments → Ted Hamilton: Any duo that "affectionately" refers to a Dodge Dart can't be all that bad... And the credits at the end of the show are classic. Legal Advice given b... more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: The only "healing" brakes can do is scrape off rust on the friction surface. more » MushyHeirloom: I love it. more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: I only recently found out that the "brake" dash indicator also warns for the clutch. Randy was having trouble engaging reverse on his 5-speed. The nex... more » Wrathernaut: After pestering a guy to change his brakes for months, he asked, "The screeching stopped, does that mean it's ok now?" They were so worn down that th... more » A strolling player: While I usually can't stand Randall's penchant for doing what's been done better before and his occasional utter creepiness, there are a few occasions... more » .357: I try to use the brakes only when necessary. When I'm driving down the road, and I see a light up ahead, I just put the car into neutral and let it co... more » Novaload: truTV has quite a recipe for success--get free clips from YouTube or news, get D--no, F-listers to make comments that last longer than the video; show... more » bzr: That third guy makes us college students look bad. We don't all drive Escape hybrids! more » sos10: Everyday I enjoy the view of one of my neighbors parking her car.. she has a small car and the spaces are large, but every time she manages to get it ... more » MushyHeirloom: Side note: the first two clips both have Beetles. And in both cases, the Beetles are the best part. more » MushyHeirloom: Adam's truck just wanted to Escape from him. Almost succeeded, too. more » Triborough: truTV? Must be one of those channels I don't have programmed in since they are absolute rubbish. more » A strolling player: Man, in my opinion? #3 is doing something right. He is the chillest dude I've seen since The Dude himself. more » FrankGrimes: hilarious. The comedians commentary...annoying. more » -
#safety
Of The Potential Responses To My Brakes' Failure, I Did Not Choose The Best
I have a friend who believes that car brakes can "heal themselves," and so continues to drive long after that metal-on-metal grinding sound begins to indicate a state of decreased safety and increased repair costs. More » -
#fail
Five Worst Parking Jobs Caught On Video
The channel formerly-known-as-CourtTV's running more "reality" content — like these videos of the world's five worst parking jobs. Grab some popcorn, because this five videos are fun to watch. More » -
#howto
How To Change A Jeep's Tampon
We've all had a mystifying, frustrating and recurring leak we don't know how to quickly fix without pulling the whole system apart. Sounds like a familiar problem. Enter woman's best friend — the Tampon. More » -
#lolcars
Colorado DMV Misinterprets Tofu-loving Vegan Vanity Plate
The Colorado DMV appears to have misinterpreted a seemingly harmless vanity plate request from a proud vegan driver. That is, unless you have a filthy mind like ours. More » -
#fail
30 Epic Do-It-Yourself Automotive Fabrication Failures
We've seen some pretty crappy DIY craftsmanship before, but these examples take the cake. What's amazing is these DIY'ers know how to post on the internet, but not how to research. EPIC FAIL. More » -
#lolcars
Jalopnik Automotive Un-Motivational Poster Mega Gallery
The Carpocalypse is causing everyone to need a little pick-me-up. Sometimes, as our friends at TCL show us, sometimes you just need some motivation. Maybe something like 39 posters to help keep your chin up. More » -
#lostintranslation
Fart Magazine: A Bad Case Of Swedish Translation Meatballs
Bad translations are a total gas. Example: retro Swedish car mag, Fart Med Motor Revy. More » -
#hoonoftheday
Shanghai Drift: Changan Mini Delivery Truck For The Win
We've shown you some amateur drifters before, but this guy takes the cake. Using a Changan delivery truck, he does his best impersonation of Takumi Fujiwara from Initial D while drifting the Shanghai streets. More » -
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#lolcars
Electric Corvette ZR1: You Know, For Environmentally Responsible Guys
This is it. It's the 2009 all-electric Corvette ZR1. Never heard of it? With a 0-to-30 of less than 1:20 and a 1/4-mile of less than three minutes, you will. More » -
#lolcars
Monkey + Mini Bike = Priceless Hours Of Fun
We don't know how to better explain the awesomeness of this video depicting a monkey riding a mini bike other than to say we want one now and where the hell can we get it? More » -
#lolcars
How Many Trucks Can Hit The Same Overpass Before Anyone Notices?
We've all seen trucks run into overpasses before, but none in the same place, multiple times. We count 8 trucks in total getting a military-style flat top attempting to make their way under this overpass. More » -
#adwatch
Renault Logan: Isn't It Awful When Things Get Crowded Together?
We sometimes come across a funny ad that we just don't get. We get these ads for the Renault Logan. They're crude, of questionable taste and utilize glorious word mashing URLs. More » -
#lolcars
Polish For Drivers License: The Mystery Of Ireland's Worst Driver
A scofflaw named "Prawo Jazdy" racked up over 50 different driving infractions during the past few years, each time giving a different address to evade police. Thanks to Google, Ireland's police have finally wised up. More » -
#lolcars
Maserati Gran Turismo Pulls Trailer
We can't even count the number of times we've seen a Maserati Gran Turismo and thought "Man, if only it were carrying a caravan." Our wish has been granted. [via autoblog.nl] -
#carcomedy
This Honey Wagon Has A Sense Of Humor
This sewage pumper truck, spotted in Florida, is wearing a sign on the back which can only be described as sadly true. More » -
#adwatch
Funny VW Ad Mixes Hyenas With Basset Hounds
This print ad was created by South African-based Ogilvy for VW to show off — actually we're honestly not sure what they're trying to show except for this unlikely duo caught in a compromising situation. More » -
#topgear
The Stig's First And Last Press Conference
Live from Auckland New Zealand, Top Gear announced The Stig would be holding a press conference to reveal his true identity amid all the confusion in recent weeks. His answers might surprise you. More » -
#novelties
Th!nk City Car Reviewed By Top Gear-Mocking Coffee Shop Vikings
The 2+2 Th!nk City has been on the market since 2008 with about 100 total units sold. Made in Norway, it only seemed natural the non-existent Norwegian Top Gear would take it for a spin. More » -
#novelties
Ben Hur, Jalopnik Style: Motorized Dueling Chariots
Don't you think these motorized dueling chariots would be perfect for a Wert Is Wrong battle royal? We certainly think so. More » -
#jalopnikdrivingtip
A Reminder To Drive Carefully In The Snow
A wise YouTuber put this video up over the course of 3 hours to help us remember to be safe and smart out there in the snow and ice. More »
