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more about #hummerh2 more comments → ArtForge: H6? #hummer more » ArtForge: I thought that they were originally called Jeeps and VW Things. #hummer more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: I can hardly wait for these to start clogging up the parking lots at Chinese supermarkets and upscale malls. #hummer more » Mobius: "Dear shareholders, beloved customers, respected members of the board, may I present to you, the future of the Hummer lineup, and the dream of every A... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I actually don't mind the way that thing looks. Especially if it's Wrangler sized. But then again I would go for the Wrangler. Anyway, wish them all ... more » ploopsy: Didnt they learn a lesson about making rugged cars that are mainly used by soccer moms? #hummer more » Elhigh: Cool, now AM General can use their excess capacity to purchase Chrysler's rotting corpse, and get back to building Jeeps. #hummer more » Maxichamp: I saw an H2 truck last week with the personalized plate "BIGWLLY". #hummer more » Skunky: Say hello to the smaller H5. #hummer more » Scandinavian Flick: Patiently awaiting the H1N1 Hybrid Sars edition. #hummer more » Alfisted: Makes sense - there is no "v" sound in Mandarin, so the brand will likely be known as Hum - Wee. #hummer more » Ash78, cube farmer: $150 million, while that doesn't include is any kind of manufacturing capacity, it does have a good deal of intellectual property in the deal. Sucker... more » MushyHeirloom: There's a giant patch of wood filler there. Must've been in an accident at some point. more » MushyHeirloom: Huh, I would've given him a couple hundred for the firewood, the wheels, and the drivetrain. more » smalleyxb122: Must be Marine grade plywood. Ooh-rah! more » -
#carpocalypse
Hummer Plans H4, H5 Amid Uncertain Future
Hummer is being sold to China's Sichuan Tengzhong Heavy Industrial Machinery with production of current generation vehicles to be carried out under contract by GM. Moving forward, Hummer's new Chinese leaders plans to get smaller with an H4 and H5. More » -
#foundonebay
"Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
Remember the "Happy Jack" Hummer commercial with the soapbox H2 that doesn't stand a chance against speedier competition till the kid driver goes off-road to win the race? Well, someone built a crappy replica and it's for sale on EBay. More » -
#carinsurance
20 Most Expensive Cars To Insure For 2009
A cost many forget when buying a new car is that with different cars come different insurance prices. Want to know why? We'll show you with this list of the 20 most expensive cars to insure for 2009.
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#lolcars
Maybe They're Really Handicapped
Yeah, that's got to be it. Although, in addition to the parking job, we're wondering what someone who's handicapped is doing in such a high-off-the-ground vehicle. [via Digg] -
#carpocalypsenow
Hummer H2 Plant Halts Production
AM General, the builder of the Hummer H2 for GM, announces it's temporarily laying off 200 workers and halting production of the H2 until at least March. Note the words "at least." [HummerGuy] -
#offbeatnews
Hummer Tops Recent Study Of Most Ticketed Vehicles
A study of traffic tickets revealing the most and least ticketed vehicles reinforces obvious stereotypes: Hummer owners are arrogant, self-centered and over-indulgent, while drivers of Buick Park Avenues appear to have no discernible pulse. More » -
#customcars
Hummer Brand Apparently Changing Hands, Downsizing And Badge Engineering
We knew things were bad over at GM's Hummer brand, what with the auto giant trying to peddle it off to any taker, but this Hummer Dodge Neon H2SE is just ridiculous. -
#sema
Tracked Hummer At SEMA Will Crush You, Take Your Gas
If you've got an H2T but you're not happy with the gas mileage — finding it way too high — your options are limited. Sure, you could bolt on performance mods, but we'd suggest these elegant and subtle tracked belts to replace your efficient pneumatic tires. This H2 was spotted outside the Vegas convention center welcoming all who ventured out to see the SEMA fest, bedecked in two-tone green-and-black, ready to crawl to your favorite club. No word on top speed, but hey, it's not about when you get there; it's about what you crush on the way. More » -
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#industrynews
Hummer H2 Assembly Line To Produce Just-As-Boxy Standard Taxis
The Standard Taxi by VPG Auto has been working the publicity circuit for a while now, but it appears AM General may step up to actually produce it. With the likely death of the Hummer H2, AM General will have excess capacity at its Mishawaka, Indiana plant. Assuming VPG can secure financing, they'll be able to start building the taxis next year. Details and full release after the jump. More »
