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more about #hotd more comments → MushyHeirloom: Man, why don't we get any midsize station wagons anymore? It's a lot easier to park in a church and climb out the rear hatch when you have a rear hatch. more » Jo Schmo: meine Produkteinführungssteuerung ist defekt more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: The only way this could have happened was by direct intercession of the Hand of God (TM). "Scuse me while I kiss the sky." And, not to nitpick, but th... more » Cognitive Friction: If it turns out the man was drunk, he'll likely face a prison sentence ...and if he was sober? more » Boosted Lego Wagon: And that was the last time Father Hans used 99 Theses Delivery service. more » discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: I guess that Skoda is safe as churches. more » discontinuuity has left the Jalop until further notice: So I hate to be a buzz kill, but isn't this just reckless (possibly drunk) driving? I thought that hoonage was defined as a responsible celebration o... more » Jo Schmo: overheard moments before "jemand halten mein Bier, das ich etwas versuchen werde" more » Boosted Lego Wagon: At least they got away from Boss Hlavica. more » jduffy13: Honey, I wrecked the Skoda. more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: "That was Superb." "No, that was Octavia." more » combat chuck: He was just trying to get closer to God. more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Don't look at me....the last thing I remember I was smashing into the back of an MG. I don't know how the hell I got here. more » Ash78, cube farmer: Maybe he was demonstrating the German prepositions. In der Kirche or is it An der Kirche? Is that the right case? Or is it In die Kirche? more » noodlz: I love how news crews fail to show the path of an accident like this. The first thing anyone asks when they see that picture is "how????", and it inev... more » -
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German Man Fires His Skoda Octavia Into Church Roof
A German man was likely filled with the spirit, or at least spirits, when he lost control of his Skoda Octavia at high speeds, launching his car onto the roof of a church. More » -
