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more about #horrible more comments → Miscellanea: Wouldn't it be ironic if they were hit by a runaway recycling truck? more » 03SVT Defender of SUVs, friend to the douche: Hey, nobody ever said pimpin' was easy, or pretty. more » .357: Crusin down the street in a giant Pepsi can, thats how you get laid. more » If FromaBuick6 has to watch one more Chevy commercial, he's going to punch Howie Long in the face: This would be bad if it were just rappers. It'd be even worse if it was rappers with donks.It'd be downright hideous if it were rappers with donks adv... more » Timtoolman, sporadically speaking: Sucks. more » MushyHeirloom: Give it a nice coat of gloss black and throw the wheels and driver into a fire, and it'll be all right. more » something_unique_and_descriptive: Okay, it's hideous, absolutely hideous... but let's try to find a glimmer of good news in this pile of shit. Once Paris fades from the spotlight and n... more » Novaload: Well, at least we can't say she's an insensitive, self-absorbed talentless whore thumbing her nose at all the people who are suffering financial meltd... more » tmp00: I knew Paris Hilton would morph into Angelyne eventually, but who knew it would be this soon? more » bzr: Well, if you wanted to vandalize it, you can't miss it now. more » tenbeers: Keith moon did this better. more » ☠Grяrяrяrяrя, portrait of a chickenwolfmoosepig.: It's like Barbie herself has come to life. Except Barbie had *some* semblance of taste. more » Deartháir II: Who... who... wh-what kind of... of monster... would... would do that to... to such a nice Volkswagen? /subtly wipes away tears The... the inhumanity ... more » Alan Olson: Do you think she knows what "livery" means? I'd be surprised. more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Well, so they painted a gussied up VW in pink. It's been done before: more » -
#novelties
They Wanna F**k My Car, A Music Video
Straight from the West Coast, The Scrayper Boyz bring us on an intellectual journey through the world of highly innovative automobile customization. Or a dirty donk rap video. You be the judge. NSFW. More » -
#customcars
Bentley Continental GT Craves Death After Being Wronged By Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton treats herself to a grotesque Christmas present by slathering a Continental GT in pink livery and oversized wheels courtesy of West Coast Customs. Follow us into the gaping maw of obsessive opulence.
