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more about #hoon more comments → Six Flags Over Tomsk: As kick-to-the-jaw awesome as the Group B beasts were, the rear-drive machinery that preceded them (Escort RS, Ascona 400, 131 Abarth, Sunbeam Lotus, ... more » Novaload: Wow. I wish my commute was like that. #kenblock more » Heavern2: Gosh that sure did look like fun. I'm going to build something like that in my backyard. I'm going to start this Saturday morning. I'll have beer if a... more » englishwhitetrash: is the Jalop proletariat: Excellent vid! How did they get a UK plated Escort Mk2 in the states though? Even with no sound (at work) I can still quite clearly hear what that en... more » H. Mushman: I watched Ken mash this car into the trees at the rally in Quebec this year. First stage wamm-o! He was favored to win the weekend. It was really sa... more » günter macbeetle, codename: chrystlubitshi: i would like to say that the reason my fore-arms are so well developed is from twisting a steering wheel around while flying through a dirt track rall... more » Joshuman: I read about Tim O'Neil's place a while back and have wanted to go to rally school there ever since. #kenblock more » monsterajr: I just quit my job. There are far more fun things in life!! Holy Popeye arms! I'm torn between wanting to have seen a trully original rally or the f... more » Franzouse: This is great. For the past years (I'm thinking 1997-2008), the so-called "money years", the emphasis culturally in our world has been on money, bling... more » scroggzilla raids again: Psst...Block and Atkinson have been reported to be the drivers for the new Monster Energy Drink WRC team for the upcoming WRC season. Scuttlebutt say... more » Corvette_Thunder_Wheres my trophy for participating in Jalopnik?: "Vintage" seems relative here. Its got the body of an Escort but if nothing was shown but the interior i'd have mistook it for a modern day rally car... more » BigEngineSmallCar: After watching that I think we should ban AWD from rallying, RWD is just far too entertaining!!! more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Why does Ken Block always seem to be having so much fun? Screw him. #kenblock more » MaWeiTao: I notice the plane was incapable of gaining altitude just long enough for it to do a thrilling flyby of all the destruction. #2012 more » danio3834: Also, where are the robots? #2012 more » -
#rallying
Ken Block, Chris Atkinson Spank A Vintage Ford Escort In Woods
What do you get when you combine one Rally America star, one factory WRC driver, and one of the coolest two-wheel-drive rally cars ever built? A bunch of grown men giggling, that's what. Strap in, kiddies. More » -
#carmovies
2012: Anatomy Of A Carpocalyptic Disaster Scene
Big-budget disasterpornflick 2012 was the top-grossing movie in theaters this weekend. Personally, we think it's because of the insane amount of automotive hoonage and destruction. Popular Mechanics has an inside look on how the carnage magic was made. More » -
#hoonoftheday
Holden Commodore Gets Airborne, Lands On Sydney House
We're not exactly shocked to read that "police say they suspect speed and alcohol were contributing factors in the crash" with this bit of what appears to be staggeringly stupid hoonery. More » -
#carculture
Hakimullah Mehsud, Taliban Hoon
As if Pakistan and the United States in their war against the Taliban didn’t have enough to worry about, it has emerged that the Pakistani Taliban’s new leader is a bit of a hoon.
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#hoonoftheday
Buick LeSabre Gets Massive Air, Doesn't Float
Although non-turbocharged Buicks are normally more well known for floatin' than flyin', here's a hoon in a Buick LeSabre showing why he's driving the first class of air class. [via Banovsky] -
#hoonoftheday
Hoon Does Burnout, Flips Dodge Ram SRT10
It's truly unfortunate we got this video of an idiot doing a burnout in a Dodge Ram SRT10 one week too late for Crash Week — especially given the burnout's hoongasmic conclusion. Watch those brakes, kid! (Hat tip to Jay!) -
#lolcars
San Francisco Plagued By Bullitt-Style "Hill Flying"
San Francisco's CBS-5 indignantly reports on unruly drivers getting airborne over the city's hills, a trend one resident calls "an outrage" and that we refuse to believe is "new." Bullitt's some 40 years old! [CBS-5] -
#hoonoftheday
Canadian Redneck Gets Massive Air In Ford Escort
How can you tell when a Canadian is a redneck? By the huge "REDNECK" tatt across his belly, that's how! Let's head north to Dave's Farm and see the latest in hoonage fashions. More » -
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#hoonoftheday
Ghost-Donuting, Because Ghost-Riding Is For Sissies
We never really got the "ghost-riding" craze the kiddies seemed so excited about a while back. However, we're much more amused by this fella ghost-donuting his car. Now that takes skill (and a trusting crowd). More » -
#hoonoftheday
Much-Jumped 1987 Hoonda Accord For Sale For $250, Stunts On 13s!
We've seen a lot of hoons here, but this may be the best classified ad we've ever seen for a hoonmobile. This Utah Hoonda has seen plenty of hang time! More » -
#drifting
Is Kyle Sarasin Better Than Ken Block?
Up-and-coming rally driver Kyle Sarasin shows off his entertaining and skillful drifts while practicing at his home gymkhana fields in Michigan. Some say he's better than Ken Block. Others say he's an ass. What do you think? More » -
#hoonoftheday
Bugatti Veyron Ticketed In California Going 210 MPH+
Social media "mogul" Philip Odegard mysteriously included this amazing California speeding ticket in his Flickr photostream this week showing an estimated speed of 210 MPH+ in a 65 MPH zone driving a Bugatti Veyron. More » -
#hoonoftheday
Hoon Of The Day: Spirit Of Ecstacy Goes Slideways
In this gross display of look-what-we've-got-and-you-don't mixed with financial negligence, a couple of dapper hooligans get their brand-spankin-new, nearly 3.5-ton Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupe luxo barge slideways in a battle against the friction addiction. Hooray for sloppy over-weight body-roll! -
#hoonoftheday
Hoon Of The Day: Back-Flipping Monster Truck
Rhys Millen's failed Vegas back flip has us pining for more, so we wholeheartedly thank this monster truck daredevil for stepping up to the plate, giving us what we've so desperately craved. -
#rallyamerica
2009 Sno*Drift Rally: Bring The Pain
As far as rallies go, Sno*Drift was pretty gentle on the cars, but that doesn't mean there weren't any snowy crashes. Our teaser gallery of ice-encrusted rally cars below. More » -
#offbeatnews
Boldest Hoon In Australia Performs Burnouts At Police Graduation
A man in Adelaide was ticketed and his car impounded after he performed repeated burnouts in the parking lot of a police academy during their graduation ceremony. Dumb. More » -
#hoonoftheday
How Not To Do A Burnout
We've shown you how to do a burnout. Here's how not to do a burnout. As a public service, we've translated this into forum fan-boygrish: Burnout=FAIL. Or "You're doing it wrong!" Whatever floats your boat. More » -
#2009detroitautoshow
VIDEO: Jalopnik Nearly Runs Over Senator Bob Corker
Senator Corker, main man against the automaker bailout plan, and his security detail, are not amused as we nearly careen into them with our Mobile Command Center at the Detroit Auto Show. More » -
#novelties
What Is A Hoon? Ask This T-Shirt
We've thrown around the term "hoon" liberally. Now, thanks to this t-shirt, we've got an easy definition. -
#hoonoftheday
Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
Our nominee for Hoon of the Day goes to the Florida man who stole a hearse during a funeral service. Yes, we said during the service.
