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more about #hondamotorcompany more comments → OldeEnglishD: See this is what happens when we put Pigs in Space, they come back with a horrible flu that ends all commerce. Damn muppets! more » Ash78, cube farmer: I read this morning that Honda is down 70%+ in profit for the year. That could also have a little something to do with this mandate. more » .357: In other news, Nissan has just released this letter. NISSAN Motor Co. We know that everyone is commending Honda for making sure it's workers don't tra... more » Ash78, cube farmer: Further Insight says it's your Civic duty to tell the Pilot if you exhibit any Element of sickness, but if you feel Fit, your Odyssey is ultimately of... more » Six Flags Over Tomsk: Oh no he di'int! more » Jo Schmo: You know a pig with the swine flu is still a pig... with lipstick... and it can fly. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Roy Schneider just called. He says we're gonna need a bigger Suburban. more » MushyHeirloom: I want it to breathe fire. more » Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: Well, I know that gay Ford robot from the LA auto show won't be much help repelling this beast. Though the Ford robot was certainly effective at repel... more » weatherman: Fiction becomes fact; check out this post from April 1, 2003 on Streettech.com. more » scroggzilla raids again: Hmmn...the new Honda MechaGojira's are in early this year more » DoctorNine: Pffttt! Fancy Schmancy robot... I'm putting my money on Godzilla. more » Boosted Lego Wagon: Meanwhile, the Chevy Voltron is still weeks behind schedule. more » Novaload: I want to see Asimo do battle with the Michelin Man! more » Ash78, cube farmer: Alan Mulally: My mind is totally blank. Bob Nardelli: I didn't choose anything... Both: (turn to look at Wagoner): Rick? Wagoner: I couldn't help it. ... more » -
#flupocalypse
Honda Puts Halt To Global Travel Over Swine Flu Fears
Honda has banned its employees from international travel until at least May 6th over the threat from the terrifying Swine Flu. If they're so scared of pigs, they should can the Honda Ridgeline. [Forbes] -
#asimorobot
Honda To Attack Rose Bowl Parade With 49-Foot-Tall ASIMO Robot
Honda plans to take over the world, starting with the Rose Bowl parade. Their tool of destruction? A five story tall ASIMO robot. We for one, welcome our new robotic vanilla overlords. -
#industrynews
Honda Posts First Half-Year Operating Loss In 11 Years
If anyone needed proof the Carpocalypse is affecting all the automakers, Honda, the mighty stalwart of profitability, has announced a half-year operating loss of $1.4 billion. It's their first in 11 years.
