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more about #hondaaccord more comments → Turboner: Grand Marquis de Sade would have been better. more » bmoreDLJ: In case anyone craves further punnage, here's the lot. [renaissanceroad.com] more » tonyola: Is this too obvious? more » Alfisted: Douchebag more » snapoversteer 'bout to get told: Tha Accord looks like it's about to mow down Arafat and Rabin, which come to think of it, wouldn't have made Oslo any less effective. more » Alfisted: When Hell freezes over more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: The duel that never happened. more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): 1. Houston, this is Chapter 11. 2. The Golden Age of American Shipbuilding. 3. Enjoy your false sense of security. 4. I can see a rush-job from my house! more » mr_dude: Matthew is Jalop's leading auto pundit. more » smalleyxb122: Shouldn't there be one of these next to the rogue? more » Elhigh: 4 should be a Challenger in Plum Crazy. more » mr_dude: Thank you for omitting the Chrysler 300. more » Alfisted: The last one would have worked better for me had it involved a certain Mercury sports coupe. more » pauljones: AMC Eagle, Mercury Marquis, Honda Accord, and pig with lipstick. What do I win? more » Das ASHloch (achtundsiebzig): I know the last one! It's "I really like rouge" /dyslexic more » -
#lolcars
A Gallery Of Automotive Puns
The pun may be the lowest form of comedy, but it's an appropriate medium for mocking increasingly hackneyed car names. Can you get what they are before clicking on the picture for an answer? More » -
#adwatch
Honda Responds To Facebook Crosstour Hatefest
After enduring a seemingly endless litany of complaints regarding the design of the 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour on the Crosstour Facebook page, Honda is finally attempting some damage control. Apparently, it's the photographers fault!
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#adwatch
Honda Fan-Boys Unleash Haterade On Official Crosstour Facebook Page
Not everyone is a fan of of the 2010 Honda Accord Crosstour. Want proof? Head over to Honda's official Crosstour Facebook page. If you enjoy irked Honda fan-boys, you really need to go here. -
#newcars
2010 Honda Accord Crosstour: Honda Got Back
The Honda Accord Crosstour has ended its boring striptease, revealing an Accord-like front with a muscular grille and an interestingly designed hatch.
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#newcars
Honda Accord Crosstour's New Smile Up Close
The Honda Crosstour has revealed a closer side of its personality on Facebook. From the photo of the grille below, it appears the Accord wagon won't share the snub-nosed look of the Honda Pilot. See for yourself below the jump. More » -
#bumpercars
IIHS: No Mid-Size Cars Score "Good" In Low-Speed Collisions
The IIHS has performed another round of slow-speed bumper tests, this time demonstrating all mid-size sedans will cost you a pretty penny to repair in slow speed collisions. See how your favorite appliance auto did below.
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#hoonoftheday
Much-Jumped 1987 Hoonda Accord For Sale For $250, Stunts On 13s!
We've seen a lot of hoons here, but this may be the best classified ad we've ever seen for a hoonmobile. This Utah Hoonda has seen plenty of hang time! More » -
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#carpocalypse
Top Ten Best Selling Cars: May 2009
Parsing the sales numbers from May, the boys at Cars.com put together this month's list of the top ten best selling cars. They found lower gas prices increase U.S. sales of trucks and SUVs. America! Truck yeah! More » -
#crashtestfunnies
IIHS Small Car Test: Three Gruesome Slow-Motion Crash Videos
This morning's IIHS report on the shocking finding that little cars don't take well to colliding, at speed, with bigger cars? Now we have the crash videos. Let's take a look at all three below. More » -
#24hoursoflemons
The 24 Hours Of LeMons Texas Gator-O-Rama Über Gallery: The Japanese
Japanese cars made up nearly half the entries at the Gator-O-Rama, with 44 out of 95 vehicles coming from the Co-Prosperity Sphere. Miatas, Celicas, and RX-7s galore, of course, but that wasn't all. More » -
#carcrime
Brazen Thief Steals Car In Front Of Police Officer, Gets Away With It
There's brazen, and then there's this guy, who managed to steal a Honda Accord in plain sight of an officer talking to the car's owner. Adding insult to injury, he got away scot-free. More » -
#spyphotos
Honda Crosstour? Venza Gets An Accord-Based Rival
A new Honda Accord CUV, set to challenge the Toyota Venza in the mid-size crossover market, has been spotted. No name for the CUV's yet been set, but we're hearing it may be called Crosstour.
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#overthebackfence
Honda cuts RWD, V8, S2000 replacement programs
In addition to the NSX supercar, Honda now plans to cut RWD, V8 engine and S2000 replacement programs due to theCarpocalypse. Still, there’s one item of good news. More » -
#downonthestreet
1982 Honda Accord LX
Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Here's a little car that's nearly extinct in rust-prone areas.
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#xenophobiafail
Hawaiian Chevy Dealer Attempts To Crush Honda With Suburban, Fails
A Hawaiian Chevrolet dealership setup a jacked-up Suburban to crush a vintage Honda Accord to send a message to anyone buying Japanese. The message became somewhat cluttered when the tiny Honda broke the SUV.
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#2009hondaaccord
2009 Honda Accord Tuned By Mugen For JDM
We just showed you the new JDM 2009 Honda Accord Sedan and Tourer and already we have images of the sports package from the “we-tune-anything-Honda” guys at Mugen.
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#downonthestreet
1977 Honda Accord
Welcome to Down On The Street, where we admire old vehicles found parked on the streets of the Island That Rust Forgot: Alameda, California. Can you believe we've never had a Honda Accord in this series? Have the early Accords become that rare? They sure have, which makes me sad; the first-gen Accord was a great car for its time. It was reliable, had fairly decent performance, was less cramped than its tiny Civic cousin, and- in my no-doubt-shared-by-few-others opinion- looked pretty good.
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