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more about #holidaygiftguide more comments → VanillaGorilla276: I was a driver for the blue mustang above. Houston was an amazing race. We ended up one place ahead of them. I may need one of these sweet shirts. more » Ford Tempo Fanatic: This one seems sorta politically incorrect or somethin. I can wear my neon green Driveshaft Through the Skull T-shirt anywhere really. School, hockey ... more » Ray Wert: Bought with express delivery to make it in in time for Hanukkah! more » skaycog: I think the BMW tie is in good taste and classy. However, this tie is a bit garish. #jalopnikholidaygiftguide more » KeyserSoze: This, along with 99% of all other car logo apparel is very douchey with the following exception: logo is on there because MBZ, BMW, Porsche, et. al. a... more » oddfish: Increases 0 to pretentious asshole times by 2.3 seconds. #jalopnikholidaygiftguide more » Novaload: Definitely on the reading list! more » wkiernan: "Positive, undiscerning iconography"? What does that mean? more » TR3-A: I am a Jalopnik gearhead, old school and I don't even own a car anymore. What does this mean? more » Bret: As the driver of a '96 Miata, I can safely say that the description of the '94 is accurate. We '96 drivers, on the other hand, are the true connoisse... more » dontknoa: Brand new G8 GT. What does that mean? more » Timtoolman, sporadically speaking: Hmmm...Big black Dodge Ram, loaded .40 S&W in the console, NRA sticker in rear window above Browning sticker. I can't IMAGINE what it would say. B... more » layabout: It's one of those things a friend buys you for Christmas that never gets looked at,then a year later it gets dumped at the charity shop. more » MushyHeirloom: This is the best gift ever. more » Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Ooh, silicone lube recommended... These engines are condom-friendly... Dragons take note...! more » -
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Yes, You Can Buy A "Shabbat Shalom, M*****F****R" LeMons Team Shirt!
Many, many readers were all in a tizzy after they saw the LeMons Team Shirt-stravaganza last weekend, because they needed to obtain a Team JDL BMW team T-shirt. Well, now you can- just in time for Hanukkah shopping! More » -
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BMW M Tie: For The Overlooked Man In Your Life
Barely know anything about your father/husband/brother except that they drive a BMW with fruity stripes on the back? Then this tie could be the perfect Christmas present. More » -
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Amuse, Offend The Literate Gearheads In Your Life: You Are What You Drive
The mating call of the TVR owner? "I'd love to, but let's use your car." 24 Hours Of Lemons Chief Perpetrator has teamed up with racing artist Hector Cademartori to psychoanalyze… well, us. -
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Lego Pneumatic Car Engines Now For Sale!
Remember the crazy 1440-RPM V8 engine built from Lego Mindstorms parts we showed you back in May? Now you can buy your own from LPE Power's recently opened online store. -
