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more about #hennessey more comments → egoods: I look forward to the day my father passes me on the freeway at 150, mouth agape, and pitching an artificial tent. Technology rocks. #hennessey more » LandofMinos, cast thou evil bum dragger to thy scrapyard: Now imagine whist parked somewhere secluded, you pulled .99G's during sex. That'll make for interesting coital conversation. #hennessey more » jbownsabmw- Koopas Beware: I was at a DE recently and OnStar called a guy in his Cobalt SS for the same reason. The person asked if he was having an emergency and needed assist... more » theeastbaykid: Are the onstar G thresholds vehicle-specific? Because the Z06 Corvette can do 11s right out of the box, not to mention the ZR1. #hennessey more » Mobius: With their new V's being so fast, I can only imagine how much money they must pay for their phone bills for "vehicle events", checking up on time-warp... more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: I love a haul-ass sedan. #hennessey more » royeraf3: Great Idea just came to mind, a Jalop needs to get the info for Mr Lutz's CTS-V for the upcoming race, and if our boy Siler is trailing behind, give t... more » Murilee Martin: I gave Hennessey's 24 Hours Of LeMons XR4Ti 69 penalty laps over the weekend! #hennessey more » SagarikaLumos: To be fair, it makes sense. It's easy to make fun of, but this is what OnStar is for. One of the car magazines had OnStar go off after a slalom test... more » crxtra: "Hello? This is OnStar...we have detected a Cadillac accelerating at a very un-Cadillac rate and have determined that this vehicle has had an 'emergen... more » beercheck: And now GM has been notified of the vehicle's coordinates: On-track. That's probably not good. #hennessey more » Pibbs: The seat sensor must have malfunctioned from the moisture. #hennessey more » lilwillie: Onstar: "Mr. Lutz? We don't have you racing until Thursday and you are in the wrong location, should I phone Mr. Siler and let him know E.T and that d... more » Zolf: It IS Hennessey, so maybe they thought it was stolen. #hennessey more » beercheck: Heeey, get off my back, lady. The first .70 Gs were consensual! #hennessey more » -
#lolcars
Hennessey CTS-V Pulls 11-Second Quarter Mile, Alerts OnStar Of "Emergency"
Apparently, OnStar defines pulling .99 Gs of acceleration as a "Vehicle Event." An OnStar agent called the 700 HP Hennessey CTS-V immediately after the run just to make sure everyone was all right. Watch it happen here on video. -
#tunercars
Hennessey Corvette ZR1 Z700 Package To Hit Nurburgring With 705HP
Think the Covette ZR1 was a bit undercooked when GM served it up? 638 HP not enough for you? Call the folks at Hennessey Performance and they'll cook up a Nurburgring-tested 705HP ultra-ultra Corvette Z700. More » -
#musclecarwars
Cage Match: 562 HP Camaro HPE550 Vs 540 HP Shelby GT500
Hennessey's supercharged, 562 HP Camaro HPE550 was built as a high-performance substitute for the now-defunct Camaro Z28, but how's it compare to the mean, factory-tuned 540 HP supercharged 2010 Shelby Mustang GT500? Let's find out. [Inside Line] -
#tunercars
Hennessey's 705 HP LS9-Powered 2010 Camaro Is ALIVE!
Crank your speakers up to hear the angry, snarling sounds pumping out of the world's first LS9-powered 2010 Camaro — the HPE700 . Some say it eats babies for fuel. We wouldn't doubt it. More » -
#tunercars
Hennessey HPE550 Camaro Looks Ready To Ram 562 HP Down Your Gullet
Last week brought the first test of Hennessey's newest powerhouse, the HPE550 Camaro. This week brings enough new pics and details to make even the most gentlemanly of men hoot and holler. More » -
#tunercars
First 705 HP LS9-Powered Hennessey Camaro
The power hungry folks at Hennessey Motorsport in Houston just completed their first swap of a ZR1-sourced LS9 into a 2010 Camaro, creating the HPE700 or what Chevy should call the Camaro Z28. More » -
#tunercars
562 HP Hennessey HPE550 Camaro: First Test
Houston-based Hennessey Motorsport's new supercharged, 562 HP 2010 HPE550 Camaro gets wrung out in this first test proving that the Camaro is no longer just a redneck's play thing and more a precisely-guided patriot missile. More » -
#bayoftheday
What's This Engine Bay?
Test out your automotive intellectual fortitude by figuring out what car this is before you click through. Sure, you'll say you got it right in the comments, but you'll know the truth. More » -
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#hennesseyctsv
Hennessey V700 CTS-V: 700 HP, Four-Door ZR1
The boys at Hennessey Motorsports have been busy lately. Their latest hot rodded project comes in the form of the 2009 Hennessey V700 CTS-V, packed with a mighty 700-horsepower tuned LSA. More » -
#customcars
Hennessey Limited Edition 2010 HPE550 Camaro, For Junior
Not quite ready for the 705 HP Hennessey HPE700 Camaro? How about a more Cadillac CTS-V-like 562 HP Hennessey Limited Edition 2010 HPE550 Camaro. Now that's something to have when a Shelby GT500 pulls up. More » -
#hennesseymotorsports
705 HP Hennessey ZR700 Takes A Hot Lap With GM's John Heinricy At The Wheel
GM's John Heinricy retired, but hasn't disappeared just yet. He's now a consulting engineer for Hennessey and you can see him here taking the new 705-horsepower HRE ZR700 for a couple of seriously hot laps. More » -
#2010hennesseytaurussho
Hennessey Tunes New SHO Taurus
In a move that'll surely light some fires in the SHO revival camp, Hennessey Motorsports will get their hands dirty and molest the newly-announced 2010 Ford Taurus SHO. More » -
#tunercars
Hennessey Corvette ZR1: World's Quickest Blue Devil
Everyone's favorite Viper tuner Hennessey has reached out, left its shell, and made a few new friends. One of those new friends is the Corvette ZR1, and the results are spectacular. More » -
#hennesseymotorsports
Hennessey-Tuned Corvette ZR700 Makes Incredible 705 HP, 717 Lb-Ft Of Torque
What's that? You think the 2009 Corvette ZR1's 638 HP could put your grandmother to sleep? Fret not, Hennessey and his Houston shop have just the thing to make your loins tingle once again. More » -
#2010chevycamaro
2010 Hennessey Camaro Boasts 705 HP Credentials, $109,000 Price Tag
Assuming the 2010 Chevy Camaro ever makes it to production, Hennessey is ready with a stonkin' 705 HP supercharged upgrade kit ready to hoover up $109,000 of your dollars. More » -
#jalopnikvisitshennesseyperformance
Hennessey Performance: Walking The Line Between Sanity And Audacity
When one of the ways for employees to get out of the Hennessey Performance compound in Sealy, Texas is by driving down a drag strip, you begin to see why people perceive them as mad-for-power. However, after spending a day with the people at Hennessey Performance, I can say they're just like anyone else. Anyone else knee-deep in enthusiast's money and supercars. More » -
#hennesseychallengersrt600
Hennessey Challenger SRT600, Exclusive First Pictures And Power Numbers
Wert may have gotten a thrill from that stock 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8, but some owners are going to demand more power. That's where the Hennessey Challenger SRT600 comes into the picture. Last week we showed you first pictures of it undergoing the transformation into a turbocharged monster and now we've got pictures straight from Hennessey HQ of the car in final trim. We've also got dyno numbers from yesterday's testing to answer the obvious question: How much power is going to those fat rear wheels? Read on. More »
