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more about #hearse more comments → Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Too bad it's not lime green #hearse more » pres: But will it drift? #hearse more » tempesjo: I know that T-Pain has got you now 60 speakers blaring "Bartender" Rollin down a congested Atlanta highway Gettin to the dentist on time. Donk may yo... more » FrankGrimes: I would be scared to drive it. I couldn't hear the Zombie corpse in the back as it attacks my brain. #hearse more » moshy: rappers make such poor decisions. #hearse more » Alfisted: I drive a boat! #hearse more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Unfortunatley, this is my second-favorite post-1970's Cadillac, the euro-headlight downsized monster which debuted in 1977. Therefore, viewing this i... more » skaycog was here: I think this 1941 Cadillac hearse is absolutely wonderful! #hearse more » lilwillie: Whata ugly boat. #hearse more » Franzouse: I got a Hearse! I got a Hearse! Take a long hard look cause i'm on a f***in hearse! #hearse more » Ash78, tryptophanatic: The hearse of Pain is in effect, y'all I said the hearse of Pain is in effect The hearse of Pain is in effect, y'all And anyone who has taste is gonna... more » Ash78, tryptophanatic: Hearse of Pain Donk, Bubble, or Pine Box Statutory Reap Thundertaker (is it safe to assume there are like a dozen 18" subs in this thing?) Or they co... more » oddseth: Wow, that hearse looks almost as terrible as T-Pain's music sounds... #hearse more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Looks like the Caddy hasn't given up its day job. #hearse more » High Speed Indeed: At least chop it or something. #hearse more » -
#celebritycars
T-Pain Brings The Heat With Bright Orange Hearse
Hip-hop singer T-Pain has auto-tuned his way into our hearts with a custom Caddy cadaver carrier. His hearse is fitted with chrome rims, fiberglass coffin holding speakers and TVs, and is candy-coated in bright orange with blue vinyl top. [CelebrityCarz] -
#drifting
Will It Drift? Mercedes E-Class Hearse
Steve Sutcliffe, Autocar UK's road-test editor, a connoisseur of slideways dorifto action, attempts to quell his morbid curiosity of whether a Mercedes E-Class Hearse can deliver the recently deceased in tire-murdering style. -
#offbeatnews
Deadbeat Dead Body Rots In Hearse For Two Months
Planning to die in Gadsen, Alabama? Better make sure your finances are in order or you might end up abandoned in the back of a hearse until the police respond to an odor complaint. More » -
#hoonoftheday
Man Steals Hearse During Funeral Service
Our nominee for Hoon of the Day goes to the Florida man who stole a hearse during a funeral service. Yes, we said during the service. -
#customcars
Go Out In Style With The Jaguar XJ8 Hearse
We were out and about cruising the snowy streets of Detroit, taking advantage of the return of sub-two dollar gas, and what to our wondering eyes should appear, but a stretched Jaguar XJ8 hearse.
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#projectcarhell
PCH, Ticket To The Afterlife Edition: WRX-Powered Beetle or Granada Hearse?
Welcome to Project Car Hell, where you choose your eternity by selecting the project that's the coolest... and the most hellish! Not very surprisingly, the Bristol 408 walloped the Beetle Limo last time, so it seems only right to give another Beetle a shot at PCH glory. Since we're coming up on Halloween, let's have a couple of scary cars; scary for different reasons, yet both with the Grim Reaper riding shotgun.
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