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more about #happyjack more comments → MushyHeirloom: There's a giant patch of wood filler there. Must've been in an accident at some point. more » MushyHeirloom: Huh, I would've given him a couple hundred for the firewood, the wheels, and the drivetrain. more » smalleyxb122: Must be Marine grade plywood. Ooh-rah! more » smalleyxb122: Someone finally figured out how to get a 4x8 sheet of plywood home in (on) a Hummer. more » POLAЯ ON PЯOBATION: This reminds me of a song, appropriately by the band "STYX". Too much time on my hands, The lumberyard questioned my sanity I've got too much time on... more » layabout: The last time i saw something that wooden was Keanu Reeves acting. more » smalleyxb122: Spy photos show Morgan is developing an SUV. more » vwminispeedster, pronounded Si-trow-in: thanks google ads and tag line wooden hummer more » smalleyxb122: Lest we forget: A poorly executed hummer is better than no hummer at all. more » smalleyxb122: The real news is that there are 22 bids on it, by 10 unique ebay users. That means there are 10 people that at least sort of want this thing. Though... more » combat chuck: I dub thee Pinocchio. Let us hope you never become a real Hummer. more » smalleyxb122: Norm Abrams was seen boarding a plane in Boston, muttering something about flying to Ohio to smack some guy upside the head with a router. More on th... more » jdoubleh: I was hoping the Happy Jack mention wasn't another Sandy Wong reference because in this case splinters might be involved. more » Unregular: always hated that commercial. more » Maymar: I'd have a serious woody if I bought that. more » -
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"Happy Jack" Wooden Hummer Replica A Questionable Off-Roader
Remember the "Happy Jack" Hummer commercial with the soapbox H2 that doesn't stand a chance against speedier competition till the kid driver goes off-road to win the race? Well, someone built a crappy replica and it's for sale on EBay. More »
