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more about #halloween more comments → cgates1: It's worth reminding everyone that "DUI" doesn't mean drunk. It's a legal definition that is not directly correlated with impairment for any particul... more » GreenN_Gold: Wrong way on a 1-way, under age, DUI, multiple fake ID's, open containers in car.....but the only surprising part of the whole story? "Released to hi... more » VeeArrrSix: Neck lanyard for key chain? Nice. Livestrong bracelet? Mmmm kay. Having to take a Breathalyzer while dressed as a Breathalyzer? Oh the sweet irony... ... more » FTGDWolverineEdition'09: I especially like the fact that the PD was going along with the Halloween spirit by lighting him up in a creepy fashion from the side/bottom. #stupidc... more » Ash78, cube farmer: Any bets on which fraternity was holding the party? In any case, looks like he was trying to find a clever way to get out of the Elephant Walk. Good ... more » FrankGrimes: After he was pulled over his first words were. "This sucks." #stupidcriminals more » leavethegun-takethecannoli: Is that a "Livestrong" bracelet? I didn't realize people were still wearing those. #stupidcriminals more » oddseth: Question of the day: Is this an example of poetic justice or irony in its purest form? #stupidcriminals more » Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: Well, blow me down. Too bad the design of the costume didn't allow for self-testing. Fella could have saved himself a lot of trouble. #stupidcriminals more » Scandinavian Flick: He is about to become the first breathalyzer available in rectal form. #stupidcriminals more » Novaload: Somebody should explain to him that "blow" doesn't mean what he thinks it does. #stupidcriminals more » that ain't the way to have fun, son: Let's hope he has yet to reproduce. Although, by looking at him, I'd say the family tree is a bamboo shoot, so sis probably has one on the way.... more » Alfisted: Yo Dawg, we heard you liked getting pounded in the *ss in a holding cell on Halloween, so... #stupidcriminals more » Ash78, cube farmer: LiverStrong! #stupidcriminals more » Amber Jonson: That's too cool... I want one. Are you taking order?? ;-) #halloween more » -
#dailydui
Man Dressed For Halloween As Breathalyzer Test Nabbed For DUI
18-year-old James Miller, of Cincinnati was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving. Convenient for the officer as Miller had brought his own breathalyzer in the form of his Halloween costume. "Blow here" indeed. Oh, the irony. [NBC4] More » -
#howto
Make Your Own Animatronic Screaming Skull Brake Lights With Junkyard Parts!
As you know, I like building dumb projects using junkyard parts, particularly when they're all about safety! This tale of building your very own Skull Brake Lights has more than the usual twists and turns, so buckle up! More » -
#carcostumes
Luke, I Am Your Wheelchair-Bound Father
You do know that this is probably the coolest four-wheeled Halloween costume ever. We'd totally give this dude one of those extra-large Snickers bars. -
#wereallgonnadieinourcars
The Six Most Dangerous Holidays For Driving
You could be forgiven for thinking New Year's Eve is the most dangerous driving holiday, but you're wrong. Based on NHTSA data, New Year's Eve is actually the fifth most dangerous holiday for driving. The deadliest? Thanksgiving Day. The reason?
