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more about #grand more comments → quayzar: No #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » MushyHeirloom: If I was well-off, I'd definitely buy it, sell the rims (replace 'em with steelies, even), and off-road that thing until it broke/got horribly mire... more » MushyHeirloom: If I was well-off, I'd definitely buy it, sell the rims (replace 'em with steelies, even), and off-road that thing until it broke/got horribly mire... more » Mr.choppers - Delenda Carthago Est: Aha ha ha! Anyone who would use this to get a date is probably the same kind of person who would resort to Rohypnol. #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » Graverobber: I promise that tomorrow will more than make up for this egregious beast. #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » powermatic: I was saving up for a Canyonero-now, I'm not so sure. #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » Novaload: Well, if I needed a ride to Funkytown... Oh, wait, I get it. Somebody got a 160k mile old Cherokee. Somebody was learning some "customization" techniq... more » Xelmon: Lezze... Crap ass car, some weird engine, cheezy flames and doors, and they don't have enough money to fix an A/C, which is ~500 bucks. Not to mention... more » Buster Brew: If only it had some LED wheel lights...without em, crack pipe #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » Maxx Cracker: OK, who are the jokers that voted nice price? I know you want to "joke around," but some things just aren't funny. more » Sloop_John_B: These votes are always so revealing about this site. What 70 people voted nice price? Crack Pipe for sure! #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » Drew and not U has Twin Turbots: CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe.CrackPipe. I can't even begin to say it as many times as is necessary. No way is... more » dculberson: With this many miles on it, it's worth about $2500 without being hacked. Post-hack? I'd give them $500. #1996jeepgrandcherokee more » crxtra: Even the biggest dopehead would have to have that thing full of crack to even come close to touching it for that price. Crrrrackkkkk! #1996jeepgrandch... more » Elhigh: Sonuvagun. Did anyone else notice the light bar on top? As if it weren't a goofy-enough cruising machine, it's as if, in that peculiar depth of emot... more » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee for a Rubicon-Shunning $8,500
The Jeep Grand Cherokee's trail-rated, but is it tail-rated, i.e., will it help you get lucky? Well, maybe not, but Nice Price or Crack Pipe has one that may mean you won't need date rape drugs. More » -
#lolcars
Jeep Backflips At Portland Skate Park
A moron in a Jeep Grand Cherokee at Portland's Burnside Skatepark misinterpreted the concept of "off-roading" when he flipped his rig trying to chase down a rollerblader. Afterward, he apparently crawled out unscathed and cracked open a cold one. More » -
#nicepriceorcrackpipe
Rock the Red Carpet in an '87 Jeep for $24,900!
Being predominantly utilitarian conveyances, limousines rarely are the cause of ardor, even for those rolling in them. But today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe has a 40-foot 4x4 that will get you to the show, and will give you wood. More » -
#jalopnikreviews
2010 Corvette Grand Sport: First Drive
The 2010 Corvette Grand Sport accelerates a touch faster than a normal 'Vette, handles and stops a little better than a regular Corvette, but GM's thinking 50% of sales will be the GS. Why? It's all about the parts list. More » -
#spyphotos
Grand Bentley To Get Goofy-Looking Face?
The so-called Grand Bentley is in the advanced stages of a teaser campaign leading up to the final unveil, but if pictures taken inside the factory are an accurate indication, it may be kinda funny-looking. More » -
#carinsurance
20 Least Expensive Cars To Insure For 2009
Like salt and pepper, chocolate and vanilla, our look at the 20 most expensive cars to insure for 2009 has a flip-side. Today we'll be looking at the 20 least expensive cars to insure for 2009.
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#newcars
2010 Corvette Grand Sport: Wider, Sportier, Grander
Absent since the C4's demise, the Corvette Grand Sport is back for 2010, this time sporting wider Z06 bodywork, larger brakes and the option of either a Coupe or Convertible. Another commemorative sticker package? Not-so-much. More » -
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#newcars
2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8: Exclusive First Look!
The 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee debuted last week, but we've got a first look at the 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8. The real exciting news? We're told it'll get the 500 HP+ 6.4-liter crate HEMI. More » -
#adwatch
Audi Forces Humans To Do Mechanical Bidding, Build Q5
Audi released this clever TV spot depicting what looks to be a human wave creating a 2009 Audi Q5 and all of its mechanical bits for its Asian premiere at the Audi Grand Motor Show. More » -
#spyphotos
2010 Dodge Durango: Once More, Into The Leak
With the reveal of the 2010 Chrysler 300C, 2010 Jeep Grand Cherokee and the 2010 Dodge Charger we overlooked the reveal of the 2010 Dodge Durango in Chrysler's Viability Plan. Old-vs-new comparison below.
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#customcars
921 HP Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 Completely Grenades Transmission
Any time you're putting down 921 HP at the wheels, you'd better have serious driveline upgrades to handle the muscle, unfortunately this Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8's transmission didn't quite measure up. Carnage below. More »
